Chipmunk Gazers

Breathe a sigh of relief, we’ve reached the end of the long and glorious journey titled, "Chipmunk Gazers : Season One." What better way to celebrate our finale than by inviting several “specialists (?)” into the studio to discuss the lost art of ballooning. The deep fears, the epic highs and homeless lows of the clown, arbiter of the balloon… the dirty histories and scientific failures of early man ballooning with animal skin sacks. Deep reveals of famous closet ‘Ballooners’ throughout history (Kennedy, Castro, King James) and much more.. things get appropriately heated and aggressive between panelists and God himself as this topic evokes the ultimate gaze yet, requiring all that every host and panelist can give. Everyone who participated in this episode is now dead. Only Ronald remains to tell the tale…

We already know you’ve vomited upont seeing this weeks topic, but maybe slurp back a few slippery mouth fulls because the lore of the dirty leprechaun isn’t all it seems. Gaze once with us, then gaze again at the sordid history of these half druid/half fairy creatures and their unfortunate tie to the Emerald Isle. The sexual cause of the potato famine, the answer to countless burglaries throughout time, the multidimensional ambassadors of earth; the leprechaun. 

It is impossible to explain the sheer delicacy and delicious glaze of this fine, pumped, primed and pampered gaze. You must decide for yourself, or as Dr. Roosevelt said, “        “.

 Is nighttime the time for freedom? The time for empty promises and the lovers embrace? Or is it the time of carnage and rebellion? Join us on the gaze rail, shooting our strills, as we discuss why night doesn’t exist, and IF it did exist, it would embrace us as a warm oven mitt. Message from our sponsor: “Fuck it.” - Dijorno

In todays fast paced world of gadgets and blueberry infusion teas, we oft forget about the humble wizard. Not the Hollywood hacks who haunt our dreams and realities with cardboard cut outs in our tween bedrooms, a glorious beard and expecto patracto’s wizzing about. We’re talking about the ancient wizard, occupied with green ooze distribution. Join us for a dollop of gaze, peering up the skirt of wizard lore to peek the horrifying truths. Spoiler: We also discuss the controversies surrounding the legendary football/pinball team ‘Wizards of Nutmeg’ and a shocking development in their disappearance on Everest, possibly involving extreme drug use during Himalayan raves.

Whats up with bugs? The infamous Plato is known to have swallowed a spoonful of unkindly bugs daily, representing the terrible dollop of knowledge we all must swallow on our paths to absolution. Are bugs listening to us talk to them, and ignoring us? Why are they so lustful? I don't know. Grasp a gaze towards bugs and swallow a healthy, yet terrible dollop with us.

The gloves are off. Welcome to the pod genre of 'Hard Art'. Handrails. Ever put a thought scope to these everyday phenoms? Can we demarcate the abyss without the safety of a handrail? Can we gaze deep upon kilimanjaro or canyons without resting upont a handrail? No. Join us for a gaze, drilling to the core of the who's who of handrails.

The Gazers have some serious legal issues in need of addressing. Is this the end of Chipmunk Gazers? Listeners rally with modest financial support. 

We begin with a deep prayer, then dive deeper into the controversial bipartisan topic of celebration. Who celebrates? Why?! Like spice, some take a lot of celebration, some save the act only for the most reverent moments. Regardless, all agree frolicking, enjoying a tickle & historically a bite of mammoth jerky after a successful hunt are examples of every day celebration. Enjoy... and please do NOT listen to "Rufus's Teeny Time Hour." Thank you. 

Bags 'r us. And are apart of us. We are spiritually entwined like 2 mating slugs on the eve of destruction. Bags represent the absence of knowledge, yet also the complex paradox of possibility in  containing knowledge. Join us as we lock our gazer focus to bags.