Did Woody get SOM-A sleep? We cast Superman since Henry Cavill is out. Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran recorded themselves in the woods of Percy Warner Park. Jim's daughter is doing something dangerous w coffee. Gender Wars. Positive Pants. Reactions to American Horror Story Apocalypse cannot be controlled! Vampires are coming and they need your kid's blood to drink. Seriously.

Also, a look back at the events of 9-11. The Baby Shark craze that is tormenting parents everywhere. Gender Wars. Why is God trying to strike down Post Malone? Kim Kardashian in law school?! The Nicki/Cardi B war continues. In fact Nicki escalates it with death threats. Positive Pants.

Also, A Tinder Nightmare following a great night at the state fair. Gender Wars. People getting Shoes thrown at them. The never-ending Titans game. Chik-fil-a works us like a casino. Positive Pants is freakin adorable.

How our Nashville Scooter Jousting event went at the Parthenon. Avril Lavine and her body double are coming out of hiding. Positive Pants with the kidney next door. A great Gender Wars. Vanilla Ice in the news 2 days in a row? Woody fixed something and wants a parade.

Woody and Jim are prolly gonna get arrested on Scooters. Gender Wars. 500 people are quarantined on an airplane at JFK. And one of them is a 90's music icon. They're putting what on pizza? They're dipping their chicken tenders in what? Selfies save lives with Positive Pants.

The MLS stadium had it's final vote, we hope. Jim's wife translated something into Spanish, but it was a VERY bad translation. Gender Wars. Wasping. Jim tries to protect Woody from himself. More Missed Connections.

The Kaepernick Nike controversy takes a weird turn when Jim gets his hands on it. Positive Pants. Bears near Gatlinburg can open car doors as good as we can (and there's video). Gender Wars and the return of lively Jennie. Schools are banning fast food from being on campus (debate!). Zac;'s poor dog had a near death experience, but came out alive and well! Under The Covers listens to 5SOS doing a cover of Fun's "We Are Young".

How exactly are they pulling off costume changes on the deceased Aretha Franklin (cuz they are)? The dine and ditch Tinder criminal. Gender Wars with Jeanie, the ray of sunshine. A super hero Positive Pants. Woody may be visiting his Navy son in Italy. What state has the most psychopaths? There's a lake in the middle of midtown? And there could be bodies in it?

Why Woody has a beef with Buzzfeed. Metro police issue another traffic nightmare alert for Thurs night. An update on the handcuffed girl running from house to house in the midle of the night. A Positive Pants that had us in tears with joy. When someone gives you clothes they think you'd love, but you're offended. Gender Wars.

Girls on Broadway twerking with traffic cones on their heads. Jim fears he was hypnotized by an audiobook. An epic Gender Wars that ended in a Whitney Houston tribute song. Bonus positive pants with Drake and a girl with a new heart. Tourism broght in 6.5 billion dollars. Our Tim Battle (@battleonair) got blocked by Amy Schumer. More missed connections involving "very attractive cowgirl".