Also, we announce the winner of our Positive Pants musical intro. Jim goes off about his terrible coffee maker at home. Gender Wars. We talk to listeners who've intentionally "had an accident" to destroy something that needed to be thrown away.

The final 4 "positive pants" musical intros battle to make the finals. The Preds Ryan Johansen speaks for all of us. It was like Jurassic Park for our field trip to the Nashville Zoo. Bumble bans guns in dating profile pics.

We sent Zac to do something embarrassing at the drive thru while we listened in. Medial stories where the doctor's said "whoops" (including one about bar-b-q in the birthing room). Woody and Jim and school kids had a laff-tastic time. The Positive Pants musical intro competition was extra fierce today.

Arie, Lauren, Becca ugh!

Woody's lost dog was found. Fallout with Megan Barry and Woody is already mad at the new mayor. Gender Wars. Top plastic surgeries in US right now. More missed connections. Positive Pants contest continues.

Plus, Tiffany Haddish and Brad Pitt will start dating.

We have some insider stuff on The Bachelor finale fiasco you'll want to know. Also, we discuss Mayor Barry's resignation, being attracted to sea creatures like The Shape of Water, more Positive Pants musical intro competition, and Apple employees running into glass walls.

Don't know who to root for with Tinder Nightmares this week. We have a Positive Pants jingle contest. The Oscars were awful and the "lady doing it with the swamp fish guy" won Best Picture.