Zac found an app with celeb lookalikes you can date, Woody wants to slim down for his driver's license pic, Gender Wars, and a man wants to know if he should tell his wife that her new bff is his old college hookup.

Jim gave the set up on air, but Woody actually restrained himself from saying the punchline (not in good taste). Here's what he wanted to say.

Drag Queen Cosplay at Play makes one fan's Valentina dream come true. And Woody found out in his driveway at 4am this morning.

Savannah tortured the boys by giving them one of those black goop face masks to peel off their skin. Gender Wars with a "El Conquistador". What did you mishear? Positive Pants stories that will make you melt.

Jim is a quitter (he's back on caffeine), Harry Style's nipples captivates our band of college observers from Vandy Children's Hospital, and we wave our fists at technology that needs to go away (chip readers, phone chargers, and Snapchat's map).

Harry Styles has 4 nips. Plus, Drake is still getting checks from Degrassi.