New at-home covid test makes no sense. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have the GREATEST LOVE OF ALL TIME, until they break up.

Coronavirus turns 1 today. Yay (sarcasm). Zac added his 10th side hussle, and it's a major accomplishment. People can actually smell ants?

Jim's new iPhone is a problem. Another vaccine breakthrough. Names on products designed into making you think they're the name brands.

Jim is pacing, waiting for his new iPhone to arrive. Dr. Alex from the Metro Nashville Covid TV updates calls in to tell Woody & Jim just what he thinks of them.

Zac is having an argument at home about Christmas lights. Savannah's friend has a problem that makes her look drunk ALL THE TIME. Ticketmaster has a plan for the return to concerts.

Plus we have a correction to make about the word "irregardless". Zac's dog really watches tv. Why is Jim's daughter suspiciously helpful? And one woman in Robertson county defiantly plans big thanksgiving feast.

Zac dreamed Woody was his daddy. Jim had fun with people's hands in his mouth. Dirty Little Secret: Curt drank his father's $1,000 bottle of bourbon. NBD

We say goodbye to Alex Trebek. Zac wants a baby. Where your hands are on your steering wheel tells a lot about you.

Words your kids butchered hilariously. Woody had a come to Jesus meeting with Sheldon.

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling Christmas gifts that are pretty much all va-jay-jay related.