Also, Jess from the station talks about swallowing her nose ring and listeners tell us the other things they accidentally swallowed. Parents of babies named Khaleesi are in crisis. Positive Pants brings karma. Gender Wars!

We also had a Dirty Little Secret from Paula who has her husband completely fooled... for now. We also got into it about "hair gummies".

And for something completely different… People were calling to brag about the public ways they got "busy". Also, a great Positive Pants mother's day story. How Jim barely held it together during a frustrating Mother's Day at his house. Zac was the RESPONSIBLE one in Key West! Gender Wars. And the great global helium crisis.

A trending Game of Thrones dragon theory (no spoilers)

Royal baby Archie discussion.
How to find the title of your (as yet unwritten) autobiography, using only your phone.

Gender Wars. We discover that “No Touching” workplaces are becoming a thing. Royal baby news. Baby alligators in yoga pants.

Met Gala. Taylor Swift can't beat one song that won't quit. Gender Wars. Positive Pants. Woody and Savannah are the Avian Avengers!

Also, royal baby is born with all the weird details. People tell us what they want done with their dead bodies.

Also, we talk about a certain group of guys who have been scientifically proven to know nothing about what they're talking about. And the cast of Game of Thrones did something amazing for a dying fan.