Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

ABC to air live version of Diff’rent Strokes and the Facts of Life;

Saturday Night Live;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

The President pardons two turkeys;

Brown Friday;

A woman’s car is mistaken for a cheating boyfriend’s car and vandalized;

Hidden Valley is offering Ranch Nog;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody’s birthday;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Things you accidentally put in your mouth;

Fun with Football Audio;

Wilcox’s friend has a brain tumor;

The woman who put Gorilla Glue on her hair has a song;

And so much more!

Bed pan guitars, vagina vase, a camper made out of a Crown Victoria

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

TV show about the last Blockbuster;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Amazon truck stuck in a man’s driveway;

Papa John’s rebrands to Papa Johns;

Craig List Price Is Right;

Tiger King 2;

Lil Nas X on the Maury Show;

Deciphering a FEZ line call;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Chelsea and Wilcox see Chris Rock perform;

Top shows on Netflix;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Frank explains his pants;

Woman adds sad violins to her boyfriend’s apology text;

People are upset with Pearl Jam;

And so much more!

You Know I Bonked the Maid and It Was Sort of Ho-Hum But Do You Know Which Movie This Quote Came From?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Applebee’s has Cheetos wings;

Burgess Meredith’s birthday;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Sucking in your stomach can cause incontinence;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Manning Cast curse;

Jogger saves pets from house fire;

United to start serving liquor;

And so much more!

A normal fridge, pickle Mickey, and an old potato!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Santa Hatting is now on Urban Dictionary;

7-11 is offering a Thanksgiving sandwich with a stuffing-flavored bread;

The anniversary of Harvey Westmoreland being forced to eat his own beard;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Cool Beans Remix;

Pete Davidson-inspired sex toy;

Night vision at movie theaters;

Parents telling children when they lost their virginity or when they were conceived;

The Subway tuna lawsuit is back for a third round;

And so much more!