Wooden dumbbells, a garrison archer, and a nude painting of the crew of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

A man throws human sewage in a restaurant, a man breaks into a bank to use the microwave, and a man vandalizes a high school while wearing only headphones.

A man and his kids are attacked by wasps at a park, a man is injured by a chopstick, and a performance artist wears a bikini made out of feminine hygiene products.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Halsey has a dishwasher injury;

NHL announces return to play plan;

America’s Got Talent premiere;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

That’s a Pig, That’s a Big Rig, or That’s a Drilling Rig!

A man steals worn flip-flops, a woman uses her panties as a mask, and a man kicks a chicken like a football.

A man rides his bicycle through the Dairy Queen drive-thru, a man runs into a barbed wire fence, and a man streams himself renting a jet ski.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Businesses are opening up;

Disposing of pet poo in other people’s trash;

The best piece in Chex Mix;

Universal Orlando is opening June 5;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Personalized song for dad, a lawnmower named Greg, and a utility trailer.

A parrot is a witness in a murder case, an HOA removes senior signs from yards, and a man steals his date’s car.