Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

A man says the cocaine in his car was blown in by the wind, a pig hinders a water main repair, and a man says his younger wife is cheating on him.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Fun with Football Audio;

Twinkies breakfast cereal;

Stephen Colbert and Shawshank Redemption;

Meat made of microbes from the air;

Disney+ disclaimers before certain movies;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A class’ pet turtle is named Bubble But, an airport has a therapy cat, and a woman bites a man out of frustration.

A hospital gives a man a vasectomy instead of a circumcision, a woman is blinded by excessive smart phone use, and a woman complains about not receiving a speedy trial.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

A listener’s kid says what he thinks the show members look like;

A high school baseball player sues his coach;

Rude passengers on planes;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A hollowed out Coca-Cola machine, a sexy candy pouch, and spider egg sack jewelry.

A man impersonates a police officer at the IHOP, a baseball player sues his coach, and a woman calls 9-1-1 24,000 times.

An HOA says residents put up their Christmas decorations too early, a woman has a bucket of hot diarrhea dumped on her, and a man fakes being a turbine engineer for six years.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Woody Game Wednesday;

A woman gives birth on the dance floor at a nightclub;

Weird rules in the house;

Hotel shaped like a colon;

Science Minute;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!