Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from the broadcasts of football games.

A woman is hit by a blender at McDonald's, a man tries to have sex with a cleaning cone, and a prisoner says another prisoner stole his pet.

A guest finds a snake in her hotel room, a man takes his friend on his honeymoon, and the yellow lights may be getting longer.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

$50.00 chicken nuggets;

A man reacts to the new Star Wars trailer;

Accidentally ending a phone conversation with “I love you” and text miscommunication stories;

A Godzilla car horn;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A human condom costume, a replica of human fat, and an envelope filled with hair.

A man has his way with an Olaf doll in Target, tire rotation does not include tightening the lug nuts, and guests get sick at an all-inclusive resort.

A woman attacks another person over a pork chop, a woman calls 9-1-1 and speaks quietly, and a man hides a ring in his body.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report;

Woody Game Wednesday;

A snake interrupts a woman’s dance;

Falling asleep on the school bus;

A mom plays a prank on her children;

Suzanne Somers poses nude for her birthday;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Quick as a Fox, Tell Me Who Said This Phrase-Chelsea or Wilcox

Students hack into the school’s computer system, a man steals from the Quick Trip, and a dog has uncontrollable bowel movements.