A man breaks into a mall to relieve past experiences, a turkey crashes into a home, and a man sets his workplace on fire.

A sealed Panda Express empty fortune cookie bag, a unicorn frappuccino, and a unique job opportunity.

A man tries to protect his parking space at a truck stop, a seagull steals a dog from a yard, and a man calls in a bomb threat to an airline.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Update: Baby born on 7/11 at 7:11;

A man sues over not getting enough hashbrowns;

Lawn mower injuries;

Man fights off fox with a hammer;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man cuts off the electricity at the Dunkin Donuts, the cops are called on a blind man and his service dog, and wild horses kick tourist in the crotch.

A cooler full of male genitalia, a man smokes meth and points a gun at a dog, and a man hangs out in a car to avoid his girlfriend.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Fun with Golf Audio;

The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is available to rent on Air BNB;

Bud Light speaks about the Area 51 raid;

Justin Kutcher;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man commits a robbery in just a sports bra, a man photographs his cats on his genitals, and a man performs dental procedures on a horse.

A man is assaulted with butter, five guys are arrested at Five Guys, and a child’s drawing of butts is mistaken for a robbery marking.