A man is sentenced for urinating on a cereal line, a man calls 9-1-1- to taunt the cops, and a woman shoplifts from a Wal-Mart and hides in a car.

Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme discuss Super Troopers 2 and Tacoma FD.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A man is found in a car at a police auction, a woman sues an amusement park because of birds, and a cat gets stuck on a bridge.

A passenger is bitten by a dog, a customer pulls out multiple guns on a delivery driver, and a an argument over a wedding.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Arnold Schwarzenegger raps;

The strange way you met your partner;

Baseball player devastated by foul ball hitting little girl;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A Wienermobile, someone will haul bones away, and two uncomfortable chairs.

A guy robs the same Wal-Mart three times in one night, a bat hides in an Ipad case, and roommates have a plunger brawl.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Public break-ups;

Greg Morton on America’s Got Talent;

Possibly the worst opening pitch ever;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A school issues fake high school diplomas, a man tries to smuggle leeches, and a robbery at the Burger King.