Man calls 9-1-1 to report a false robbery, a car thief leaves his cell phone in the car, and students hack the school wi-fi to stop a test.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Avengers: Endgame tickets go on sale, AAF suspends operations, and free Pizones from Pizza Hut;

Cigar-smoking championship;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Phil Mickelson/Jake Owens confrontation;

A thirteen year old buys his mom a car;

Weird sports practices/superstitions;

Netflix price increase;

Science Minute;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Sonny Bono Cannot Ski, So Tell Me This Song That Begins With P!

A man brings home the wrong chicken and his wife calls the cops, two guys shoot each other while wearing bullet-proof vest, and a fight over a squeegee.

A man steals soup, a teacher is fired for a topless picture, and a man punches a bagger at the supermarket. Which story happened in Florida?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Impossible burger from Burger King and April Fool’s pranks;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Viral video of a chicken recipe;

Woody’s credit card situation;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bowl of macaroni and cheese, a buyer needs someone to chase, and a kitty finger puppet.

A man steals doorbells, passengers board a flight with emotional support falcons, and an aquarium lets you pet a jellyfish.

A driver has a 250 pound pig on his lap, prisoners clog the water system, and neighbors blast Iron Maiden to drown out loud sex couple. Which story happened in Florida?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: NCAA tournament update and Tinder supposedly making changes;

Utah decriminalizes fornication and adultery;

Spring break warnings;

April Fool’s Day pranks;

Elon Musk records song tribute to Harambe the gorilla;

Campho-Phenique and colon cancer follow-up;

Billy Corrigan on a rollercoaster;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!