Bigger or Smaller than Pujols

A man proposes while asleep, a woman threatens people at a Hair Cuttery, and a congressman tries to bring beer onto the House floor. Which story happened in Florida?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Alexa will now talk like Snoop Dogg;

Things your parents threw away;

Eagle fan puts her girlfriend’s dog in a microwave;

McDonald’s fries has a flap for ketchup;

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man rents an apartment for his cats, a man nicknamed "do-do butt", and a man has a machete named kindness. Which story happened in Florida?

Used dryer sheets, two human teeth, and an artificial tree. How much do these items cost on Craig's List?

A ban on sand castles, a man spray paints a mattress with a message to the police, and a man hides tobacco in his bum. Which story happened in Florida?

A woman hides Rolex watches in her body, a man leaves his weed in an Uber and tries to get it back, and a statue is mistaken for a real Big Foot. Which story happened in Florida?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woman cannot hear men’s voices;

The new cast of Celebrity Big Brother;

A robot that can sweat;

Cooking in hotel rooms;

Another “Africa” remake;

Extra-point challenge in Chicago;

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A woman drinks wine out of a Pringles can while driving a motorized cart around a parking lot, a teenager does the Bird Box challenge while driving, and a man eats the back seat of a patrol car. Which story happened in Florida?

Comedian Nick Thune explains why Uber drivers make good babysitters and the search for a right-handed guitar.