Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:
Today is Divorce Day;
Woody tried non-alcoholic beer;
North Korea bans hot dogs and divorces;
People are seeing a phallic symbol on a weather map;
Cool Beans Remix;
Golden Globe awards;
The Miss America pageant was last night;
McDonald’s is getting rid of the yellow and red straw;
Woody was fired for not wearing pants;
Jimmy Butler suspended;
Cool Beans’ has tallied up her cost for JT concerts so far;
And more!