Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

New museum celebrates the Kentucky Meat Shower;

Cybertrucks face raccoon attacks;

Super blue moon and the anniversary of the launch of Voyager 2;

Man sues over failed vasectomy;

Study shows it’s safe to drink 25 cups of coffee per day;

Woman arrested at Applebee’s over all-you-can-eat confusion;

Disney will allow allergy death case to go to court;

Sophisticated school lunches;

Honking issue with self-driving cars;

Charging to attend a wedding;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody and Wilcox took their children to college over the weekend;

Matthew Perry death arrests;

Cool Beans Remix;

Doctor reprimanded for not wearing his hearing aids while performing a colonoscopy;

Woman spends the night with her daughter in the dorm at college;

Tipping your bank teller;

You should take a five second break during an argument;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Rent-a-Mom;

Choking on a fry;

Nextdoor ring and run;

Meat smell lawsuit;

Dave-Chelsea's cat-scratches a kid;

9-1-1 called because somebody has glass at the pool;

Proscuitto lawsuit;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Wayne Brady involved in a fight;

Sitting on the floor;

Sleep divorce;

How real is the internet;

NC State sex packets;

Naps;

Learning cursive law;

Finger found in salad;

Chipotle bowl thrower;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Chelsea’s kids call her “bro”;

Trailers for Joey Chesnut eating competition and Only Murders in the Building;

Side effects of the drug Chantix;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Well-adjusted Shelly;

Woody is taking his daughters to college tomorrow;

And so much more!

Try Not to Heave; All You Have to Do Is Identify the Steve!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Matt Rife’s new Netflix special;

Breakdancing will not be a part of the 2028 Olympics but other events have been added;

Chuck E. Cheese subscription plans;

Trailer for Catnado;

Earthquake in California;

Inappropriate t-shirts;

The government is working to make it easier to cancel services;

A man erroneously gets circumcised;

Beastie Boys want recall of all gold records;

Restaurant offers seagull insurance;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Olympics round-up: Australian breakdancer, closing ceremonies, and more;

Take the day off for Sir Mix-a-Lot’s birthday;

Airplane diverts to a different city because the pilot is not qualified to land in the original city;

Jordan Chiles medal controversy;

University of North Carolina’s women’s soccer coach is retiring;

Cool Beans Remix;

Woody’s neighbor’s kid has an inappropriate sticker on his phone case;

People are burying alcohol in Golden Gate park;

Huey Lewis’ new tv show;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Olympic athletes are drinking Coca-Cola to try to offset the effects of swimming in the contaminated river;

Kim Jung Un impersonator at the Olympics;

Samsung stove recall;

Fun With Football Audio;

Proposal at the Olympics and Woody’s marriage story;

Russian chess player banned for life;

Cash App data breach settlement;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.