We take the things that golf announcers say out of context...and man do they say some FUNNY things during professional golf. You don't have to like golf, it does help if you have the mind of a 13-year-old though!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Cold Stone Creamery lawsuit;

Gloria Estefan will sponsor a submarine;

Student takes sip from teacher’s drink and it turns out to be vodka;

The Office reboot;

Woman files for divorce based on a psychic reading;

KFC sales increase 50% for Mother’s Day;

A man has a swollen penis for 17 years;

IHOP/Applebee’s joint restaurants;

Thief caught with 100 pounds of gift cards;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Night show jokes;

Zoo painted dogs to look like pandas;

Woody gets an advertisement for underwear in his fortune cookie;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Woody couldn’t get a sandwich at Popeye’s;

The proliferation of body deodorants;

Swiss Army Knives will stop including a blade;

And so much more!

No Need to Explain-Who’s This Celebrity That Had a Problem With Cocaine?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

National Teachers Day;

Jeff Daniels sings on the Kelly Clarkson Show;

Money found in Ohio bathrooms;

Software engineers keeps over 7,000 tabs open on his computer for two years;

Watching sports helps your mental health;

Snoop Dog is sponsoring a football bowl game;

Nude cruises on the Big Nude Boat;

Millenials are having a love affair with pet chickens;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Tom Brady roast;

Cool Beans Remix;

School district goes on lockdown due to Bigfoot prank;

The internet gets to name Punxsutawney Phil’s babies;

70 passengers on a flight to Germany were vomiting;

Mother’s Day gifts for moms with a sense of humor;

National Nurses Day;

Chelsea’s issue at the music festival;

Starliner will be launched today with passengers;

And so much more!

Pete Barger discusses the great things happening at Southern Distilling.

Gary Sobba discusses the Wells Fargo Championship happening in Charlotte May 6 through May 12.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody’s throwing out the first pitch;

Bing Crosby’s birthday;

Fun With Golf Audio;

The best cities in America for naked gardening;

Tip calculations on receipt is grossly overstated;

Real ID requirement coming soon;

TV/Movie round-up;

You can win free babysitting from Door Dash;

Cool Beans’ 10 year anniversary;

Ozempic breasts;

Arby’s releases new product for the Kentucky Derby;

And so much more!