Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Asteroids measured by animals;

Cool Beans Remix;

Money dysmorphia;

Richard Marx and Rick Springfield yell at audience members;

Potential Snickers lawsuit;

Animal shelter will name a feral cat after your ex and then neuter it;

Fisher Price is making a toy Stanley cup;

Dune 2 popcorn bucket scandal;

America’s favorite restaurant chains;

Man fakes being disabled for 20 years;

Woman stranded on ski lift over night;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody’s Billy Corrigan story;

Fun With Football Audio;

Roadhouse reboot;

Touching email from a listener;

New studies involving sleep;

Football coaches are getting more attractive;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Strange things flushed down the toilet;

Flight loses a nose tire;

CEO of HP says your computer can get a virus from your printer;

Utah wants to require kindergarteners to be potty trained;

Comedian Dusty Slay;

Harvard scientist lowers cholesterol with Oreo cookies;

How much people are spending on Valentine’s Day;

People are upset over a hollow, two foot chocolate rabbit at Costco;

Passengers play pickleball while waiting for a flight;

And so much more!

Comedian Dusty Slay discusses his Netflix special and tour.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Put your ex’s name on the bottom of a litter box;

PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a coin toss;

World record for the longest arm hair;

Avatar: The Last Airbender trailer;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Bills fans donate to charity to support kicker who missed field goal;

Guy Fieri is hosting a music festival in Columbus;

Beer consumption of the states in the US;

Ford Explorer recall;

New Oreo flavor;

And so much more!

All These People Heard the Wedding Bell Chimes Because They’s All Been Married More Than Three Times!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

New Hampshire primary in Dixville Notch;

Sleep study findings: Five most well-rested states;

College student wins PGA tournament but is ineligible for prize money;

Finding Your Roots tv show;

Man runs marathon while chain smoking;

Stanley Cup news;

The ten fastest growing jobs in America;

City hires sharp shooter to reduce deer population;

A misunderstood text results in a 9-1-1 call;

Burger King employees to hand out crown and say “You rule!”;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SNL spoofs the Alaskan Airline flight that lost a door;

Flight grounded due to loose screws;

Cool Beans Remix;

Restaurant requires waiver for medium well burger;

Griselda Blanco estate files lawsuit against Netflix;

A yogurt company is giving away $10,000 if you go tech free for a month;

Zamboni driver sues the Detroit Redwings for wrongful termination;

Working at Buc-ees;

Woman returns paper towels because they were not individually wrapped;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.