Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Crunch-cancelling software for Doritos;

Family Feud contestants were screened for herpes;

The tool bag lost in space is now visible with binoculars;

The White House Christmas tree was knocked down by high winds;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Woman finds a finger in her salad;

Susan Smith is up for parole;

Man on a cruise gets bitten by a spider and it lays eggs in his toe;

Eating more popcorn may lower dementia risk;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Pop-Tarts Bowl edible mascot;

Giving Tuesday;

A man has chopsticks stuck in his nose;

Travel Tuesday;

Space flight could exacerbate erectile disfunction;

Companies are trying to lure workers back to the office by installing giant Christmas trees;

New world record: the youngest member of Mensa;

North Koreans losing hair because of their hats;

Foo Fighters could not curse on stage during performance in UAE;

We are taking baths that are too long;

Woman has to wear a prosthetic nostril;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Today is the last day to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers;

TSA recovers knife hidden in bread;

Cool Beans Remix;

Streaker on It’s a Small World at Disneyland;

Cyber Monday shopping;

Christmas Tree Syndrome;

Three year Life at Sea cruise cancelled because they have no ship;

The average number of books Americans read in a year;

Woman posts on NextDoor about a teenager ringing her doorbell;

Dog food in the oven causes a Thanksgiving fire;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Snoop and the smokeless stove;

Because of the use of weight loss drugs, people will eat less and talk more;

Woman mistakenly receives 133 boxes from Target;

Thanksgiving travel/Black Friday tips;

Gas prices are down;

Eating ship worms;

Wayne Brady car accident and altercation;

USPS price increases effective in January;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

The President will pardon two turkeys today;

Drew Barrymore on SNL;

Cool Beans’ garage anniversary;

Kim Kardashian introduces a nipple bra and Green Peace is not happy;

Cool Beans Remix;

Woman banned from Carnival Cruises for bringing CBD gummies;

What your McDonald’s order says about you;

People stealing items at the self-checkout;

Man hires women for a “medical” study;

How not to defrost your turkey;

Napoleon’s hat;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

David Letterman will be on the Late Show as a guest;

New Ted series;

Fun With Football Audio;

Sideline reporter made up reports during football broadcasts;

The Friday after Thanksgiving is not just Black Friday, it’s also Brown Friday;

Soon you will be able to buy cars on Amazon;

Costco selling kegs of Fireball;

Snoop Dogg is giving up weed;

Chick-Fil-A is testing drone delivery;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Nikki Bozeman, wife of Carolina Panther Bradley Bozeman, talks pregnancy, cameras, and Carolina Holiday Light Spectacular.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Taylor Swift cruise;

24/7 car chase channel;

Listener has never heard of green bean casserole;

Australia wants selfies to be declared a public health issue;

#1 trending dog name;

Police offer sentenced for pulling gun on co-worker over Top Gun Maverick;

How much Thanksgiving will cost this year;

New clothes and germs;

Columbian hippos are being sterilized;

Matt Rife’s new Netflix special;

And so much more!

They Are Celebrities Don’t You See; They’re Also Chefs You’d Catch on the TV!