Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Library finger lawsuit;

LIghtbulbs;

Cool Beans and the violin teacher;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Airline clothing rental;

Rudest drivers;

Using Cameo to share bad news;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Kids mullet champion;

Prosciutto lawsuit;

Microcheating;

Movie break-ups;

Night manager sucks toes;

WalMart Pizza;

Canceling school;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Nate Bargatze on SNL;

Laxative effect;

Robbing banks for NFL tickets;

Recycled water beer;

Drinking survey;

Grocery groper;

Ruth and Smokey Robinson;

Restaurant lines;

And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Arizona is out of the tournament;

Trailer for “Unfrosted”;

Fun With Basketball Audio;

Senior citizens have 50% more STIs than ten years ago;

Recap of why Chelsea is out today;

Two New Jersey schools closing for the eclipse;

Disneyland ride closed because of human ashes;

Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married;

People want smaller portions;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Official start of baseball;

What to do if your car goes into the water;

Woman gets a nail in her throat while eating pork rinds;

Why Chelsea has been away from the show;

How to determine if you eclipse glasses are real;

Easter is becoming Christmas part 2;

Shrinkflation;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving;

Pizza Hut’s eclipse deal;

Baltimore bridge collapse;

Woody Game Wednesday-Cool Beans sits in for Chelsea;

Chick-Fil-A ends pledge to use non-antibiotic chicken;

7-11 hot dog flavored sparkling water;

Costco will not let non-members sit in their food court;

And so much more!

Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving Is Today, So Just Tell Me This Famous Mike-Hey, Hey, Hey!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Bridge collapse in Maryland;

Wearing leggings on a flight could be fatal;

Snapple introduces eclipse-themed flavor;

Traveling to see the eclipse;

The Price Is Right has emergency sweats in case a contestant pees their pants;

Pearl Jam album release in theaters;

Dave Attell’s new Netflix special;

Flight delays due to the eclipse;

IRS has unclaimed tax refunds that are about to expire;

Trader Joe’s increases the price of bananas;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Vasectomy talk;

Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday;

Wal-Mart makes renovations to attract the luxury shopper;

A Cool Beans anniversary: not eating bananas after dark;

Cool Beans Remix;

Instagram limiting political content;

Woody gives the new Roadhouse movie another try;

Happy Gilmore 2 and sequels that are better than the original;

Kevin Bacon will attend the Footloose high school’s last prom;

And so much more!