Word Gets Around

The fuckboys are spinning the block and the situationships are on life support.

This week: “is he balls deep in his ex rn??”, Miu Miu hostage negotiations, the group chat fumble from hell and watching FaceTime pussy eating like it’s the fucking Love Island finale.

Getting that dick back. Taking that lick back. Nature is healing.

Welcome to episode one: two hoes with no hoes, no jobs, and somehow still very expensive taste.

We’re talking funemployed life in LA, calling your ex when there’s a spider emergency, ordering an entire grocery haul while blacked out, having standards that apparently offend men, clocking a fake watch from across the room and all the other deeply important issues currently occupying our brains.

Consider this your official introduction to Word Gets Around — where the standards are high, the stories are questionable, and unfortunately… word does get around.