Word of the Day

Lord Vader finds your vocabulary's lack of this word perturbing. 

"The young are apt to disregard the value of knowledge--partly, we fear, from the determined consistency with which teachers, parents and guardians endeavor to impress them with its inestimable worth."

All for words, words for all. 

There is no greater nuisance in society than a dull and persevering punster. 

The Word of the Day staff are a tough crowd. 

We're gonna need some new vases for the studio. 

The impetus behind giving someone a white elephant is probably that you want to ruin them. But the situation with Connor and Wally the Word of the Day Walrus is totally different, we swear. 

This episode also contains important information about tomato crop yields. 

It's a real shame that tobogganing places is generally impracticable. 

We swear we are not hyperbolizing when we say using this word will make you seem at least 40% more intelligent.