#076 Words of Mormon

Limited Intelligence Model

The end of this 1 chapter book is a

giant sentence including: 4 verses, 172 words,

2 em dashes, 15 commas, and 4 semicolons.

Smitty now has so many plates flying around this story,

he can say anything. In confusion, he wins.

Sister Patience learns that Utah has a Jordan River

so it can pretend it's Palestine.

Sidetracks include a nine legged horse, and

a fake Southern California punk band called

The Tijuana Girly Show.

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