WI return!  Josh starts with another edition of “Ads Suck!”.  Is chichier a word? Lance can't even spell it...

First question is about limits to owner generosity.  Do bigger staff members get bigger benefits?  Will skinny staff demand their fair share?

Question 2 is about notes from dental school.  Should dentists keep them for bragging rights?  Is it "Legacy Box to the rescue"?

Finally, reddit!  This one is about bird shit on a night guard.  Does the taste EVER go away?

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More WI time.  Josh opens some old wounds Lance had repressed, still missing his Sonics.  The NBA is dead to him, despite the big news about free agency...

Our first question is from a dental student, trying to avoid treating periodontal disease.  Aren't there better things to do?

Second question comes from an anonymous listener that bought a practice and the seller won't leave.  Is this when murder IS the answer?

And our Reddit! question.  Are periodontal probes ONLY used by dentists WITHOUT super powers? After fighting Thanos, would an Avenger fix your teeth?

Don't skip the final song, Josh TOTALLY wigs out.

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This week’s show is a real banger as Josh opens the show with a tale of losing his wallet in Europe…everyone’s greatest dream!

Advice starts with a question about how to discipline an assistant with a recurrent neck hickey problem, something neither Josh or Lance have any experience with.

Our second question is an evergreen. It boils down to how to get rid of a dick of a patient. Josh has a few ideas.

Our Reddit question is about “raincoats” and a very special experience with a pediatric dentist.

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Get ready for some real hard core advice as we reach the big 3-0!  Today’s show opens with a listener email from Hank who regales us with a tale of a windy mentor who farted a patient into senility.

Advice starts this week with a listener question from a dental school who boo-boo’ed his AEGD interview by dissing the San Antonio Spurs. Bad move, Zach.

Gina writes in with a tale of stink to rival no other. The Hobo-Meter of smell measurement reached 11!

Finally, our Reddit question is really more about a ghostly haunting than it is dentistry, its just that the question asker didn’t know that. Oops. Wakanda Forever!

Wakanda Forever, my bellisimas! Josh and Lance kibbutz about Italy and Rome as Josh gets set to jet set across the pond.

Advice starts this week with Alex, the girl kind, that wants to know how to establish dominance over her little sister who is about to start dental school. She doesn’t realize being the family dentist totally sucks and she should let her sister handle that while counting her money.

Mark writes in asking about how to protect his MMA fighters anterior crown.

Finally our Reddit question makes us wonder if John Hall is his dentist.

WI are back!  Josh pesters Lance about massage therapists on payroll.  Has your staff seen you naked?

Question 1: Listener plans to party hard this summer.  What IV cures are best for "the day after"?

Question 2: Do YOU text your patients to get them in the schedule?  How obvious is desperation in the age of social media?

Question 3: Reddit! question, do YOU get sticky lips when you brush your teeth?  Is spunk better than Crest?

Is Billy Ocean a national treasure?

WI return!  Josh mocks Lance from getting sore from cleaning his garage and NOT from a Murph crossfit challenge.  What a loser.

Question 1 is about a mistake while finishing a veneer case.  At what point do you simply remake the entire case?

Question 2 is about games in the work place.  When do games simply become harassment?

The Reddit! question is about fellatio.  Again.  What healing properties are in spunk ANYWAY....? Spit or swallow has never been more relevant to your health....

More WI!  Josh interrupts Lance's moving explanation of his Wednesday night fun to bitch about a commercial on PBA.  It may explain why Lance laughs when he does...

Question 1 asks about becoming a prosthodontist, while Lance calls one specialty a name... not good.

Question 2, a graduating dental student wants to know about costs for supplies WHILE a dental student, and you can guess where we go with that.  We ARE a bit "anal retentive".

And finally, Reddit!  Flyorra muses that the quality of a government clean and the resulting holes in teef.  

WI are back! This episode is a doozy (aren't they all?). Josh starts by telling Lance his experience molesting a dummy during a sedation class.  It may be where Bill Cosby got his start...

Question 1 is regarding nightly post treatment wellness phone calls.  Is that when the sex starts?

Question 2 is about gnarly naked feet in a dental chair.  Is this a way to add services?

The Reddit! question is more gum graft concerns.  Can you watch the Blue Jays, eat a dog, AND recover from gum grafts?  Probably not.  I think you might die.