The next Premier League season preview takes us to Arsenal and Ryan thinks they're sexy. Arteta's hair decides its own hairstyle and Bellerin triggers everyone.

Arsenal fans need Jesus in their lives and they got him.

Is there a new bald fraud in town and does he know you can buy players from clubs besides Ajax. In the first club focused Premier League season preview its United's turn and Ryan has the popcorn out.

How do you solve a problem like Ronaldo, the chase for De Jong has gone on too long and we somehow end up STILL talking about Pogba.

Paulo, Senzo and Ryan are not impressed by Brighton OR Hove Albion, Leicester have reached the ceiling and more Moyes misery

Palace, Newcastle and Wolves are up next.

You gotta route for Viera, the only manage with the balls to kick a fan up his ass, Wolves are even boring Jorge Mendes and Newcastle are being sickeningly sensible - but Howe long will that last?

In this season Premier League preview Ryan, Senzo and Paulo take a look at Leeds, Everton, Southampton, Villa and Brentford. Will they play with fire again? How baked is the Leed's squad, Paulo has had enough of Southampton and we though Stevie Me did alot better than this.

Paulo, Senzo and Ryan look at what's in store for Nottingham Forest, Fulham and Bournemouth. Will Scott Parker be gone by the World Cup, how much violence will Mitro commit and has Jessie Lingard already won fraud alert.