We're back, with lots of important information on what the Girl Scouts have planned next - it's HUGE! Plus, I dominate at two questions, a way better game than 20 questions. But most importantly, DONATE AT THE MILLION DOLLAR LEVEL ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/WorldofJaguarPodcast 

In this episode, Jaguar teaches you how to rob a bank in 7 or 8 easy yet improbable steps. Plus other crimes and an interview wih lunch! 

LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE NOW, you FOOL! We unconver more of the Girl Scout Earth Day Conspiracy, learn how to play the BEST GAME EVER, and make poems about ME. At the end, we convince you to join Patreon at the $1 million level. 

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Listen to Jaguar crush his opponents on topics including: Girl Scouts - Good or Evil? And what's better - sharp claws or sharp teeth? 

Head to our Patreon page to hear a bonus debate on reading versus video games. Don't forget to pledge at the $1 million option! https://www.patreon.com/WorldofJaguarPodcast 

It's our first All About Cooking on World of Jaguar! Wooh! Yeah! Woohoo! YEAH! We're cooking dodo stew! Yes we are! Wooh! Wooooooooh!

Now give me a millions dollars. I don't wanna hear about credit card limits. Email me and I'll give you my bank account deets so you can wire me the money. C'mon Jig jags, together we can make me even richer! [email protected]

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Jaguar and Teddy dive very, very deep into the dark world of Girl Scouts - a world that you may not have known exists (because it doesn't). Clara attempts to provide a voice of reason. Check out Jaguar's Patreon page for a glimpse at the map that started it all. https://www.patreon.com/WorldofJaguarPodcast 

And don't forget to donate at the $1 million level for a special haiku. 

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go to school with Jaguar? Wonder no more. This episode also features a Ben Franklin mystery, otter jokes (see Cool Facts About Animals sea otter episode for more), an interview with Clara, and a meditation. 

A message from Jaguar:

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Hi Jig Jags, welcome to my first episode of World of Jaguar meow meow. We did something very interesting in this episode. I smashed three world records. So now it's time to introduce my Patreon page. Please consider donating at the $1,000,000 level. I will write you a haiku. 

Also. This episode needs to debut at number 1 on the podcast charts. Jig jags do your thing! 

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