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World premiere of "IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song)"
Welcome to a special episode of the IXNAY podcast featuring a song we've written specifically to end the Trump presidency. What started as a rap during his Senate impeachment trial has morphed into a proper parody song, ready-made to go viral. With your help and ours, his days in the White House are surely numbered.
Its called IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song) and it's performed by Har Mar Superstar, Eli Janney, and Seth Jabour with lyrics by Trace Crutchfield.
Head to IXNAYPAC.org to get a high-quality download of the song for just $1, with all proceeds going to support our efforts to get out the vote this November.
Lyrics:
I was tired of his WINNING
We'd been losing too long
MAGA bullshit from beginning
Was time for Trump to be gone.
With everyday our country reeling
A thought crept into my head
Instead of burning down DC
I wrote these lyrics instead.
If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Now Rupert Holmes is a hero
I'd hate to ruin his song
But this Cheeto tinted nightmare
Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong.
So I wrestled with my conscience
And checked in with my God(s)
They agreed, it was unanimous.
Fuck this grifter —but hard.
(So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas,
But want you out of my brain,
Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo
With Melania and cocaine.
You can cheat on your golf course
And enjoy your well done steak
Joe Biden is your replacement
Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D!
Words: Trace Crutchfield
Music: Rupert Holmes
--
Follow @IXNAYPAC on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
Become a member of IXNAY PAC today! https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ixnaymembership
Sign up for our newsletter and grab IXNAY shirts, stickers, buttons and more at IXNAYPAC.ORG
Give us a ring! Call us on (512) 766-8279 and leave us a message or file a scene report!
Read about IXNAY's origin over at Pacific Standard: "MEET THE GUY WHO FORMED A PAC DEVOTED SOLELY TO TAKING DOWN TRUMP"
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Welcome to a special episode of the IXNAY podcast featuring a song we've written specifically to end the Trump presidency. What started as a rap during his Senate impeachment trial has morphed into a proper parody song, ready-made to go viral. With your help and ours, his days in the White House are surely numbered.
Its called IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song) and it's performed by Har Mar Superstar, Eli Janney, and Seth Jabour with lyrics by Trace Crutchfield.
Head to IXNAYPAC.org to get a high-quality download of the song for just $1, with all proceeds going to support our efforts to get out the vote this November.
Lyrics:
I was tired of his WINNING
We'd been losing too long
MAGA bullshit from beginning
Was time for Trump to be gone.
With everyday our country reeling
A thought crept into my head
Instead of burning down DC
I wrote these lyrics instead.
If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Now Rupert Holmes is a hero
I'd hate to ruin his song
But this Cheeto tinted nightmare
Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong.
So I wrestled with my conscience
And checked in with my God(s)
They agreed, it was unanimous.
Fuck this grifter —but hard.
(So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ
If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.
Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas,
But want you out of my brain,
Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo
With Melania and cocaine.
You can cheat on your golf course
And enjoy your well done steak
Joe Biden is your replacement
Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D!
Words: Trace Crutchfield
Music: Rupert Holmes
--
Follow @IXNAYPAC on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
Become a member of IXNAY PAC today! https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ixnaymembership
Sign up for our newsletter and grab IXNAY shirts, stickers, buttons and more at IXNAYPAC.ORG
Give us a ring! Call us on (512) 766-8279 and leave us a message or file a scene report!
Read about IXNAY's origin over at Pacific Standard: "MEET THE GUY WHO FORMED A PAC DEVOTED SOLELY TO TAKING DOWN TRUMP"