It's another double feature baby! Charles and Laura ceremoniously - and competitively - venerate Chloë Sevigny and say "hey" to Laura’s Theory of the Puritanical Society. After months of Laura’s begging, Charles watches The Last Days of Disco (1998), and they go to town together on The Brown Bunny (2003).

They talk gossip, pre-influencer-influencers, “It Girl” theorems, and [redacted]. Get on your knees, genuflect at the altar where Chloë Sevigny gave the first un-simulated blowjob at Cannes. They ask, Wednesday was gay day for me, was it gay day for you too?

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