Worst Date Movies Ever

Worst Date Movies Ever episodes:

• 09.19.2021

  A Serbian Film (ft. lampyman101)

  It's the last episode of Season 3 and it's definitely not one to miss as I'm joined by Glenn Criddle, a.k.a. lampyman101. Glenn's the first YouTuber I subscribed to back in 2009 who talked about disturbing films, such as the...

  
• 08.11.2021

  Antichrist

  Whoever said you can have too much of a good thing clearly never listened to this show. I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back onto the show once again to talk about Antichrist and the films of Lars von Trier. Listen to over...

  
• 07.28.2021

  Grotesque

  I love talking about movies in depth as much as the next man, but sometimes it's more fun to do a quick review. On this episode, I'm covering a very nasty film, GROTESQUE by Koji Shiraishi. I'm a big fan...

  
• 07.18.2021

  Audition

  I've talked about how Eli Roth was inspired by Audition, so why not go straight to the source? Myroslava Hartmond joins me on the show once again to talk about Takashi Miike's most famous film, and notorious disturbing movie. We...

  
• 07.11.2021

  Martyrs

  I  watched Martyrs in 2009 and it left such an impression on me that I was scared to watch it again. What happened this time? Find out in this raw episode 

  
• 06.27.2021

  Irreversible

  I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back on the show to talk about one of our favourite directors, Gaspar Noe. His most infamous film is Irreversible, a film which features one of the most harrowing rape scenes in film history. So a...

  
• 06.16.2021

  The Devil's Rejects

  It's the last of my Lionsgate series. On this episode, I'm reviewing The Devil's Rejects by Rob Zombie along with all of Rob Zombie's other films. As anyone who's listened to my podcasts before knows, I've never been a huge...

  
• 06.06.2021

  Hostel

  In the second of my Lionsgate series, on this episode I'm reviewing HOSTEL by Eli Roth. Eli Roth isn't a director who's work I've enjoyed in the past - has that changed over time? Find out here, plus quick reviews...

  
• 05.30.2021

  Saw

  Tom Cannon joins me on this episode to talk about SAW, one of the biggest horror movies of the 2000s. Is it a bad date movie? No. Why am I reviewing it then? Good question. Over the next 3 episodes, I'm...

  
• 05.23.2021

  Cargo 200

  On the 8th anniversary of the passing of Aleksei Balabanov, I thought it was appropriate to review one of his best known - and most controversial - films, CARGO 200. I'm joined by Myroslava Hartmond once again to discuss the film,...

  
• 05.16.2021

  The August Underground Trilogy

  It's been a while, but I'm back with a brand new series of Worst Date Movies Ever! On the show today, I'm reviewing the August Underground trilogy directed by Fred Vogel. These are 3 of the most disturbing and controversial...

  
• 04.04.2020

  Romper Stomper

  On the show today, I've brought back Myroslava Hartmond to talk about one of her favourite movies of all time, Romper Stomper. This is the film that launched Russell Crowe from Australia into Hollywood stardom; making movies, making songs and...

  
• 03.08.2020

  Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

  Tom Dennett-Cook is back on the podcast to talk about his favourite subject, Nazis. This time, we're reviewing the daddy (mummy?) of Nazisploitation movies - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. We dedicate this episode to Ilsa herself, Dyanne Thorne,...

  
• 01.18.2020

  Come and See

  One of my favourite kinds of movie is the Soviet war movie, and my favourite Soviet war movie is Come and See, so it made sense to bring Myroslava Hartmond back on the show to talk about it with me! I...

  
• 01.04.2020

  Desperate Living

  As Staind said, it's been a while... Tom Dennett-Cook returns to the show to talk with me about the John Waters movie Desperate Living. But, as well as that, the first part of the show is an interview with Tom...

  
• 08.11.2019

  Freddy Got Fingered

  A very different kind of movie for the show today. Carl Rowland joins me to talk about Freddy Got Fingered; a movie which has been described as both the worst movie of all time and a Dadaist masterpiece: which is...

  
• 07.10.2019

  Gutterballs

  I'm back after a short break to talk about Gutterballs: a Canadian slasher film that takes place at the world's emptiest bowling alley. If you like swearing, this is the film for you!

  
• 05.29.2019

  Zoo

  Do you love animals? Of course you do. But would you want to watch a documentary about people who love animals... a little too much? That's what I brought Tom Cannon back on the show to talk about. One for...

  
• 05.19.2019

  Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom

  Tom Dennett-Cook is back on the show to talk about one of the most controversial and infamous films of all time, Pier Paolo Pasolini's Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Another one not to listen to while you're having...

  
• 05.09.2019

  Excision

  I’m happy to be joined on the show by Lucy Buglass of the Lucy Goes to Hollywood blog and podcast to talk about Excision by Richard Bates Jr. If you like blood - and who doesn’t - this is the...

  
• 04.29.2019

  Head-On

  Myroslava Hartmond is back on the podcast to talk with me about the film she makes all her dates watch: Head-On (Gegen die Wand) by Fatih Akin. Expect an in-depth discussion of Fatih Akin's career, impromptu singing, Nicolas Cage impressions,...

  
• 04.21.2019

  The Vomit Gore Trilogy

  **WARNING** - this episode of Worst Date Movies Ever is a review of Lucifer Valentine's infamous Vomit Gore trilogy: Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, and Slow Torture Puke Chamber. In case it wasn't obvious enough, these films contain very adult...

  
• 02.20.2019

  The Hills Have Eyes

  In the last of the current series, I'm joined once again by Tom Dennett-Cook to talk about, not one, but two films. The film is The Hills Have Eyes, and we compare both films: the original directed by Wes Craven...

  
• 02.10.2019

  The Piano Teacher

  It’s nearly Valentine's Day so what better way to celebrate the big day with your significant other than by watching a really bad date movie. Such as The Piano Teacher by Michael Haneke, which I watched with Myroslava Hartmond.  On this...

  
• 01.30.2019

  The ABCs of Death

  I brought Tom Cannon back on the show to talk about one of his favourite things, horror shorts. 26 horror shorts actually as we discuss The ABCs of Death. Featuring shorts by Adam Wingard, Ti West, Ben Wheatley and many...

  
• 01.21.2019

  The Evil Dead

  I have not one but two guests on this episode as myself, Tom Dennett-Cook and Scott Priestley review some obscure movie called The Evil Dead. It's one of the best horror movies of the 80s, the most famous video nasty...

  
• 01.07.2019

  Megan is Missing

  Happy New Year! Do you know where your children are right now? If you take "torture porn", found footage and an after school special and put them in a blender, you get Megan Is Missing. I was surprised how notorious...

  
• 12.19.2018

  The Beast in Heat

  Experience the best gift you can get this festive season: myself and Tom Dennett-Cook “reviewing” - actually, mostly laughing at the ineptness of - The Beast in Heat. Make no mistake, this is movie is both terribly made and morally...

  
• 12.09.2018

  Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

  Really fun show today as me and Scott Priestley talk about one of the goriest movies ever made, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. Possibly the only review in history to mention both Ordet and Mac and Me.

  
• 11.28.2018

  The Asthenic Syndrome

  I am joined by the managing director of the Triptych art gallery, Myroslava Hartmond, to discuss The Asthenic Syndrome directed by the late Kira Muratova. Muratova is one of the great overlooked directors in the history of cinema so hopefully...

  
• 11.15.2018

  The Holy Mountain

  Can a movie be too weird to be a good date movie? That's what me and Tom Dennett-Cook discuss on this episode of Worst Date Movies Ever as we review Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

  
• 11.04.2018

  The Human Centipede

  You get three films for the price of one on this episode as myself and Tom Cannon review all three Human Centipede films: First Sequence, Full Sequence and Final Sequence. Surely, all three are terrible date movies? - at least...

  
• 10.19.2018

  Cannibal Holocaust

  Welcome to the worst date movies ever! On this episode, I’m joined by Tom Dennett-Cook to discuss Cannibal Holocaust: one of the most infamous video nasties of all time. Considering everything that happens, this surely has to be one of...