Jack and Dan are back from hiatus and back from reality to discuss Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story, an episode that contains weak stories within weak stories within weak stories. How do WEE celebrate Christmas? What is the stupidest moment of this episode of WEE? What's the deal with taking breaks? Is this the Night Court theme? All that plus two idiots barking, Bibles Gone Wild, lots and lots of 90s commercials, and Pure. Gibberish. 

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WEE are scraping the bottom of the audio barrel with outtakes and pre-roll from our last three episodes, WEE #123: National House of Pancakes, WEE #124: Thick Bits, and WEE #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast. What are Jack's four K's? Who's playing Ozymandias in HBO's Watchmen series? Is this an episode of Good Eps? All that plus our Starfox podcast, getting weinered, and our shitty webcam. 

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #122: Daft Mug featuring stuff even too blatantly dumb for the final cut off the full episode. What's our new format? Was Dan invited to Kevin Howard's birthday party? Is it WEE you're looking for? All that plus Studio Double D, our Ducktales podcast, and a cash crop of crap bits.    www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from our Google Hangout recordings of WEE #120: Mayoween IV and WEE #121: The Falling Maude including about five seconds of actual Simpsons discussion. What was the original title of Mayoween IV? What color is gold? What does Jangle think of Freet? What kind of butt does Jack have? All that plus jeans & butt machines, bad sync points, and The Gilcast with the Grumple. 

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It's the greatest hits of Jack and Dan, courtesy of listener Peter Wakeman (or Ghostbuster Peter Venkman?). Enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments from our first 100 or so episodes, or listen to it for the first time! 

• Episode 29 (Treehouse of Horror XVI) - "Groophic says: put on your helmet!'"
• Episode 51 (Every Mans Dream) - "You broke my co-host!"
• Episode 33 (Marge Gamer) - "I don't know what a Heemus is, but I don't like it."
• Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Then they asked Bart to put it in their butt."
• Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "This episode has the curse of Meh-ta."
• Episode 35 (The Haw-Hawed Couple) - "Do you want two fingers? Three fingers? A fist?"
• Episode 40 (Midnight Towboy) - "I've seen better penises."
• Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "There shouldn't be a vampire in The Simpsons!"
• Episode 45 (Gone Maggie Gone) - "...crashing your car off a fucking bridge with a baby in the car!"
• Episode 77 (The Musk Who Fell to Earth) - "That's what Cookie Monster would've sould like if he was sucking a dick."
• Episode 7 (Penny Wiseguys) - "Jimbo decided a groin kick might be good."
• Episode 89 (Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife) - "It was... it was messy."
• Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Nothing could bring me more satisfaction than like, the moment of his exasperation."
• Episode 21 (The Frying Game) - "It seems like a lot of effort to get, like, doll clothes for your genitalia."
• Episode 107 (Kamp Krustier) - "Why does this exist?"
• Episode 12 (How I Wet Your Mother) - "Black Guys Please."

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Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner. 

NEXT TIME: Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story

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Dan and Jack celebrate Independence Day: Revocation with Season 21's American History X-cellent, an episode where Mr. Burns goes to jail and is also canonically a Nazi. What's in Jack's Dumb folder? What other fluids have a pre-form? Who the fuck cares? All that plus our thoughts on Arrested Development's season 5, TV tells, bee plots, Clapping With the Klinks, and good ideas done poorly (good ideas and they're done poorly.)   NEXT TIME: Season 10's Mom and Pop Art 

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Goth-adjacent Jack and Dan watch Season 15's Smart & Smarter, an episode where Lisa becomes jealous of Maggie's genius, sabotages her, and loses her identity. What should they call the second Simpsons movie? How much should we talk about pop culture? Is this the break? All that plus Wiggum-Nothing Corner, the Jedi vapors, Pontius Berry, and Smart and Smarterer: When Maggie Met Lisa. 

NEXT TIME: Season 21's American History X-Cellent

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Birthday boys Dan and Jack gift themselves with a possibly good Season 22 episode, 500 Keys, featuring four key-based storylines that may or may not intertwine or actually be entertaining or logical. Who has the dirtiest of butts? What is the only reason Dr. Manhattan exists? What's the number one video on YouTube? What's your favorite unit of measurement from the back of a marble notebook? All that plus two mugs, giant neon mug helmets, Mike Muggings, and our favorite root beer brand. 

NEXT TIME: Season 15's Smart and Smarter

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Dan and Jack bamf the fiction and discuss Season 11's Alone Again Naturally-Diddily, the infamous Simpsons episode where Maude Flanders is killed. What does Jesus do in The Book of Maude? Who is in Aquaman's rogues gallery? Why isn't Josh Brolin Juno enough for you? All that plus The Looming Frowers, Margers, Banjeemus, trigonometry humor, and the Mighty Morphin Podcast Rangers.    NEXT TIME: Season 22's 500 Keys

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