Worst Millennials

This episode is very special for me as it marks the first official appearance of my girlfriend Paige. Paige and I met about two years ago. We were actually forced to talk to each other because we worked together and she was new. All of the new people have to do this awful thing where they sit around and basically do speed dating with their new co-workers for FIFTEEN minutes. I had already been there for two years and I hated it. I was in a pretty bad place mentally and I wanted nothing to do with being forced to talk to someone I didn’t know. I actually contemplated skipping our scheduled time. I’m glad that I didn’t, however.

We both quickly bonded over video games and talked for 15 minutes straight. Although, Paige says that she thought that I hated her when we first talked and wouldn’t make eye contact. The eye contact part is correct, but I definitely didn’t hate her. I was definitely depressed, possibly hungover on top of that. She knows that, though. She was one of my closest friends and supporters during that time.

Anyway, I’ll bring this full circle. Paige has recorded with me on three different occasions and all of the recordings were shelved for various reasons. Today, on this very successful recording, Paige talks to me about her love of animals, our dogs, and, of course, her love of video games. Oh, and me. She loves me, too.

My life has certainly changed a lot this year. I turned 30. I started dating a wonderful woman and we adopted a dog. I started a new job. Hell, I even drink less. I guess you could say being the Dog Dad of The Year has given me a new perspective on life.

About two weeks ago, I sat down with John before recording The Accidental Wrestling Fan to talk about all of these life changes. We also had a chance to talk about 35-year-olds who refuse to call themselves millennials, younger people not getting your references, and the cutoff point for being cool. There’s an explicit Bloodsport reference at the end. You know, if you’re not too old for that.

Worst Millennials is back after an incredibly long hiatus! Nothing gets listeners more excited for the return of their favorite podcast by giving them an episode you’ve had in the can for over a month! John (The owner of Podbros Network), Jeff (Dammecast, The Accidental Wrestling Fan, Kapowcast), and Kaz (The Accidental Wrestling Fan) talk about pro wrestling, disturbing internet memories, and never-ending movie franchises.

Do you remember some of the insane videos and websites from the 2000s? What was up with that girl in the tub? Why did that guy let that goat do that to him? Is there such a thing as too many ISIS GoPro videos?

John Wick? That’s a bad man. You know who aren’t bad men? Jeff, Damon, and John in the middle of the night. Listen to these old ass men talk about jumping out of bed at 3 AM like Winnie The Pooh with a shotgun in tow. Also, enjoy this Migos song about John Wick.

The Terminator franchise is gaining another sequel. Or is it a reboot? This Hollywood phraseology thing will fry your brain like an egg. Anyway, we talked about Terminator: Dark Fate and how we have absolutely no clue as to how this film fits into the ever changing timeline.

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You can gamble on almost anything. If you’re a degenerate like us, you’ll gamble on the Grammys, the first person to die on Game of Thrones, and celebrity death pool matchups. Demi Lovato’s a -130 favorite in her matchup with Artie Lange…

From Damon: “Not much backstory to this episode.  I tell a story about getting really high on an edible and watching Koyaanisqatsi in reverse.  I would recommend being in a certain state of mind before you watch this. It’s pretty damn weird.  Film students/buffs will appreciate why this really tripped me out when I was in that state of mind.”

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Damon teases an upcoming episode and talks about how annoying it is when his friends are rude to servers;also, the seemingly negative connotation of the phrase, “get over it.”