There is a dog looking for laundry in Florida. This is where our news has landed after the last few years. Five mass shootings in a week, but news is gonna talk about a washed up cable star searching for a killer in the country's stepchild version of a state. It's pretty hard to even find a "worst case" in our modern news as our culture just nosedives into a swamp of inflating stupidity, but we're gonna try because we care about helping you kill at least an hour of your precious time with our misguided ramblings. It's the Worstcase.