The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

So, Mark Robinson is the very best Republican in the state! He's the one they decided to run for Governor. I guess nobody checked his internet history because he is just as bad as everybody damn well said he was a year ago. To make matters even worse we learn about 'Rule 34', which somehow predicts that fan art of Trump, J.D. Vance and a sectional couch has to exist. All this and old school sci-fi. It's the Worstcase.....

Damn! Skypager stock took a hit this week! So did Bad Boy Records I'm guessing. Diddy's nasty lube supply and horrible behavior is now front page again as Jane's Addiction throws fists onstage in Boston. What a f'n week for sex and violence! Come sing along with your favorite hosts, it's the Worstcase......

What!? These Russians are paying conservatives podcasters $100,000 per episode to talk up Trump and say civil war is coming? Damn!!! Why can't the left get money like that? We been harpin' this woke propaganda for years and still can't even afford chairs! I knew that most of the maga crowd was bots but I didn't think Russia was paying for it, I thought it was fracking money. Damn! it's the worstcase.....

We got True Crime! oh ya we ride the trend once it's over and here comes some sexy weird love triangle shooting crimes with a burglar and an au paire, whatever the hall that is. Also that RFK jr dude is suing NC to get off the ballot that he just sued to get on. These dummies just live to give lawyers money. This is why lawyers are so rich, cuz rich people have dumb kids, it's the worstcase....

What?!? These guys are talking about the Ghostbuster sequels again? Will the franchise survive? Will Jerk forgive them for Ghostbusters 2? All the while slime was under the buildings? And now Winston Zeddemore got rich off ghosts? All this and we can't stop thinking about RFK jr's poor wife and how her 'enthusiasm' is being questioned by the press. Boom boom pow, it's the worstcase.

Trump talks race with black journalists. Holy crap! It went exactly as expected! wow! So ya, the weirdos got weird and the cat ladies fought back. The bigots got real mad at the olympics for all the wrong reasons. It's the worstcase.....

You got that poptimism? Feeling poptastic? We droppin that pop talk all damn day. Pop all them thangs for this long discussion about how 'pop' influenced the Drake/Kendrick battle and how rap is and isn't pop while ruling the pop world. It's wild weird stuff, it's the worst......

Kamala, Ye faithful!, joyful and triumphant! Woo! No more old man battle! Now we might have a fun election season instead of a bunch of boring old white man speeches about blah blah blah. Also we probably talk about rap music and tv shows, it's the worstcase....

I don't wanna talk about it. I just don't. This country needs education and maybe a little time off. Ya! That's what we all need, it's just a long vacation. A month off with pay. That is what every single American needs right now. Just turn everything off and lay on the beach or next to a pool or a creek. Dammit, it's the worst....

Ok, so now old Trumpy is backing up from the gestapo his buddies built for him as Biden blindy stumbles through a haze of falsely inflated self worth. Get ready for President Harris, cuz it's either her or the end of the free world. It's actually the Worstcase this time, good luck.