What do ya want for nothing? We ain't getting paid for this so maybe we might not have to make sense? What do I know? I'm just an idiot that figured out how to use a microphone and a computer. I got jokes, ya, but they ain't good. This is performance art for degenerate liberals that like dirty jokes and don't understand what conservatives think woke means.

Word. Keep listening and maybe it'll get better. worstcase!

“I’m sorry, I cannot provide a description for your dumb woke liberal podcast as it goes against OpenAI’s use case policy.”

-welcome to the worstcase

Trump cheated with Elon money and twitter bots. Ya'll that voted for that mess are nasty and you need to move on to some other podcast. Yuck, you weird freaky concentration camp building boomers need to go take a nap and quit ruining the country. It's the worst case for real.

One day! play it now! Today is the day. Either it's Trump's last time running, or it's the end of Democracy. Hold on! Now yes, this show is being posted on the day people are voting and will only have a brief 16-20 span of being relevant before it spends a week being old news abouta thing that already happened. One day we will go live for the election. That day has not arrived, it's the worstcase!!!!!!

Asheville is still messed up. We bought a new device for recording and Sir Strange-a-lot may have had the levels too hot ans made the voices sound kinda weird. It won't happen again. Asheville still ain't got water, Halloween is coming, and it's only just over a week and the election is done with for 4 years or whatever, it's the worstcase.......

Golfer Schlong is all we got this week so hold on tight while we all watch the decline of the entire body politic. Politics now involve billionaires giving out millions to vote while Georgia will put you in jail for giving a voter a sip of water.

I would say we deserve better but we don't, it's the worstcase.....

Holy Crap-tastrophy! It all washed away! That river kicked our collective a**es all over these mountains. Jobs went underwater or just got washed away. It's horrible and we live right the F in the middle of it all. Welcome to the real live actual Worstcase Scenario........

So, Mark Robinson is the very best Republican in the state! He's the one they decided to run for Governor. I guess nobody checked his internet history because he is just as bad as everybody damn well said he was a year ago. To make matters even worse we learn about 'Rule 34', which somehow predicts that fan art of Trump, J.D. Vance and a sectional couch has to exist. All this and old school sci-fi. It's the Worstcase.....

Damn! Skypager stock took a hit this week! So did Bad Boy Records I'm guessing. Diddy's nasty lube supply and horrible behavior is now front page again as Jane's Addiction throws fists onstage in Boston. What a f'n week for sex and violence! Come sing along with your favorite hosts, it's the Worstcase......

What!? These Russians are paying conservatives podcasters $100,000 per episode to talk up Trump and say civil war is coming? Damn!!! Why can't the left get money like that? We been harpin' this woke propaganda for years and still can't even afford chairs! I knew that most of the maga crowd was bots but I didn't think Russia was paying for it, I thought it was fracking money. Damn! it's the worstcase.....