I still believe JD Vance probably had relations with that couch. I know it started out as a joke, but it just feels so very right. I know, fake news is bad, but maybe the fake story gave him he idea and he tried it out? Why not? It sound like something he would do. Maybe JD would light some candles and put on some old German language speeches from the late 30's and just bang the crap out of a hotel couch. This is the world we live in yo, also we talk about Diddy and the CIA, it's the worstcase......