What if Bruce Wayne spent all his money on fighting poverty and affordable clean housing or creating jobs instead of spending it on fancy bat-themed vehicles? Maybe eliminating poverty in Gotham could have gone further to help bring crime rates down than just beating up the mentally ill? All this and more on a brand new episode of Two Old White Men Blabbering!

Who's gonna play elon in the movie about him ruining the government and his own reputation? Steve Buscemi?

All I know is Amazon will buy the rights and spin it into a cinematic universe with bad tv shows about side character origins. The world is on fire, planes are falling from the sky and the rich are feasting, it's the worst case....

Also, Vince Neal's plane blew up

They firing everybody! Damn! Some weird foreign guy is in charge of the government? WTF happened to republicans? Next your gonna tell me they're bending over for russians and doing what Putin tells them to! Wait, what? They did that too? Damn, it really is the worstcase.....

ya, we missed a few weeks, what? we don't get pais, we got super douches running the gov't into the ground while taking away our rights in the name of a felon. I'm bored of this crap and we're ready for an asteroid. I'm pretty sure elon is working for China and we're all screwed. G'night and goodluck, it's the worstcase......

Well, it's been a crap start to what is looking like a crap year. The confederacy of douches continues to prove that racism is not a viable economic policy while those that love freedom continue to watch the world burn. We are so screwed, it's the worstcase.

Greenland? We are so f'd. This country is about to become Oceania and the textbooks will say Trump invented golf and Elon invented science. We, the people, are so screwed. Ya, but at least we got some jokes. About Greenland I guess. Damn, it really is the worstcase.......

Ok, so we got this new recording device, it works great, it's called a Podtrack or some dumb crap like that. It sounds great, has dumb sound effects, it's small and easy. But, every now and then it just stops recording. Just stops. So it's fine, it doesn't happen often, we keep an eye on it so we can stop talking and press record again. It happened this week and we did not notice it. For this reason a big chunk of the show is missing. Also the show is shorter. It'll be a fun game to figure out where the hole is! Fun! it's the worstcase......

I don't even remember why the show is called that. It's 2025, I'm tired, I'm hungover, I'm overworked and the world is drowning me with silly nonsense all while our country is lock step marching down the drain of idiocracy. So here, have some words, have an hour of talk from people that probably know less than you but can keep you semi-entertained for a tiny bit of time while you think of a good audiobook or album you might like. It's the worstcase.............

Spotify has a crap upload system that sometimes refreshes and erases everything you just typed. It just did it again and I'm not typing that whole thing out again. The jist? Luigi > CEOs, it's the worstcase.

I still believe JD Vance probably had relations with that couch. I know it started out as a joke, but it just feels so very right. I know, fake news is bad, but maybe the fake story gave him he idea and he tried it out? Why not? It sound like something he would do. Maybe JD would light some candles and put on some old German language speeches from the late 30's and just bang the crap out of a hotel couch. This is the world we live in yo, also we talk about Diddy and the CIA, it's the worstcase......