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Its a very special episode yo. People out here pooping on planes, pooping on cars, pooping on democracy. We out here screaming at 'em to stop, but no, they just keep pooping. It's the worst......
Oh ya! Let's fill the Kool-aid Man with Cisco and Mad Dog 20/20 and crash through the walls of fascism. Let's plant a Wild Irish Rose on the Boone's Farm of freedom! USA #1 forever! Wooooo!!! Bartles and James can suck it, it's the worstcase.....
Soyjack on 4chan! The soy boys are rising up to take back ground in the meme war! This is our world! Nerds and boys in basements yelling at each other with images! Wooooo! It's the worstcase, the best in socialist liberal complaining and bad jokes.
The reason trump pulled out on those tariffs may have something to do with Canada stickin' it to him with bonds. Who know? Who cares? They just plan to make it all collapse anyway. These preppers got bored of waiting and now they're all in office, it's the worst case. Far left radical socialist talk and jokes for people that have lost hope.
Trump called Taiwan a country and nobody crapped their pants. That used to be a thing but I guess China was so pissed about everything else the orange man is doing that it must have slipped by. Eggs just keep getting more expensive and the idiots will probably blame Biden. Peguins seem to be having a moment and we only just started this stupid trade war, it's the worstcase.
What? We got two old liberal white guys complaining about modern conservatives. That's about it. Two woke thirst traps over here making jokes about horrible stuff. Who cares? Nobody, it's the worstcase........
What? The Junkstress is live in the studio?! What? The most special guest you always wanted but never thought to ask for? Oh ya, all that and two pit bulls getting their f*ck on in the background! just push play and stop reading, it's the worst.....
Puffy's lawyers quit, Elon lost 40 billion, Trump destroyed the economy again and blah blah blah, it's a podcast!
What if Bruce Wayne spent all his money on fighting poverty and affordable clean housing or creating jobs instead of spending it on fancy bat-themed vehicles? Maybe eliminating poverty in Gotham could have gone further to help bring crime rates down than just beating up the mentally ill? All this and more on a brand new episode of Two Old White Men Blabbering!
Who's gonna play elon in the movie about him ruining the government and his own reputation? Steve Buscemi?
All I know is Amazon will buy the rights and spin it into a cinematic universe with bad tv shows about side character origins. The world is on fire, planes are falling from the sky and the rich are feasting, it's the worst case....
Also, Vince Neal's plane blew up
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