There is a man named dog looking for man named laundry in Florida. This is where our news has landed after the last few years. Five mass shootings in a week during a pandemic, but news is gonna talk about a washed up cable star searching for a killer in the country's stepchild version of a state. It's pretty hard to even find a "worst case" in our modern news as our culture just nosedives into a swamp of inflating stupidity, but we're gonna try because we care about helping you kill at least an hour of your precious time with our misguided ramblings. It's the Worstcase.

(song after episode: Nothingness by Orwell Crossword ft. Josh Blake)