Everybody loves Dolly Parton. That is a fact. It doesn't matter who you are, Dolly Parton is better than you. She has roller coasters, that alone is enough reason. The fact that she gives poor kids books every month and donates millions to medical research is just icing on an already very stacked cake. This isn't meant to make you feel bad. In fact you should feel privileged for the simple fact that you, by sheer luck and timing, were allowed to walk the earth during her lifetime. Some of us even got to see the classic American film 9 to 5 while it was in theaters. Good times. Dolly didn't go to college, her family didn't have money, I mean ya, she was smokin' hot and that didn't hurt, but when she started out all she had was a guitar and a pencil. She didn't have a fancy computer or book about songwriting theories and methods. She had a guitar and a pencil and now she has roller coasters and more money than a senator. God bless Dolly Parton and God bless America, it's the Worstcase.......