In which we podcast live from the anonymity of a motorway service station, fuelled by sushi and 69p Tesco Value zinc batteries; we discuss public toilet politics; correct Dan's misinterpretation of the Jesus resurrection story; promote a new kidney stone-giving soft drink; prematurely leak news of our possible Edinburgh Fringe show; debate Easter egg injustice; and Rob reminieces about the time he rode upon the ant from Honey I shrunk the Kids.