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In which Rob frightens Dan with his ideas for a death-based advent calendar; we educate the public about safe sex (at last!); market Dan’s new “splat mat” and Rob’s new “Jizzel”; wrongly predict that next week will see the first ever resuscitation of a cryogenically-frozen head; discuss living hams, psycho milkies, poisoned yakults, sliced bear faces, chapatti masks, murdered Josephs, nonchalant corpses; and family-sized telepathic bacteria dinners.

In which we celebrate Dan’s recent wedding and the near-death experience at the reception; ruminate about Max Schreck’s smelly wee; make a long-awaited return to our Urinal Fly efficiency debate; consider the mechanics of The Rapture (as presented by Kilroy); debunk all garlic-based superstitions; and lament Dr. Beeching’s failure to close Highley railway station. This podcast also features gourmet tramps; indoor tramps; tramp restaurants; and spruced-up pissers.

In which we podcast from a mini cooper outside of Dan's house in Shropshire; provide a helpful alarm clock message for our dedicated listeners; discuss how Jack the Ripper might have used women's breasts for a pillow; weigh up the merits of invisibility and flight; and consider how Beyonce Knowles ascertains whether things are Bootlicious or not.

In which we podcast live from the anonymity of a motorway service station, fuelled by sushi and 69p Tesco Value zinc batteries; we discuss public toilet politics; correct Dan's misinterpretation of the Jesus resurrection story; promote a new kidney stone-giving soft drink; prematurely leak news of our possible Edinburgh Fringe show; debate Easter egg injustice; and Rob reminieces about the time he rode upon the ant from Honey I shrunk the Kids.

In which we discuss how we met; review some of Rob's early stand-up material; question the American prejudice against short men; celebrate Rob's return the UK; brainstorm some future podcast features; and fondly reminice about Dan's terrifying experience on a burning airplane.

In which we discuss all the lies that are our lives; the biggest whoppers we've ever told; a British umbrella company called Poppins and Cobblepot; scare Dan with some Cockney God impressions and celebrate our last podcast for the forseeable future.

In which we engineer a spooky Halloween special by talking about our favourite scary movies of yesteryear; Rob's review of spooky Mr Quint from 'The Turn of the Screw'; and Dan's lack of experience in the horror movie genre.

In which we enjoy a departure from our usual crude humour in favour of a frank and balanced discussion about vegetarianism and the problems of eating meat: a vegetarian of nine years and an omnivore former butcher discuss the merits of vegetarianism and Graham Hill's 'Weekday Veg' system.

In which we relate a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'-style event in Chinatown; review the rubbish new film version of Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'; worry about Dan's radically changing policies concerning switching off his house lights; discuss how Rob enjoys 'Being John Malkovich' but not John Malkovich; and ask if a segment of the podcast can truly be Dan's or if he's just a guest on 'The Robert Wringham Show'.

In which we're joined by a 50lb pumpkin; discuss the ethics of a Michael Jackson Halloween costume; Dan apologises for all of his racism in previous podcasts; we offer to produce some official Wringham and Godsil masks for Halloween; we invite you to a Christmas Eve podcast convention in Dudley; and Rob pays tribute to his oldest friend, Mr. Parry Pants.