Sometimes I hear voices. Well, one voice, really. It’s sort of my voice, but it’s sort of not. It belongs to my alter ego. And he’s a raging prick.

He knows exactly what buttons to push, and gets his jollies by telling me what a phony I am.

His formal name is Impostor Syndrome, but I call him B****y McCharlatan.

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