Please excuse us, we just need to slip into something more comfortable...

Excellent. Now that we are both looking sexy and hot we can finally begin recording! Sorry for the delay in this episode, schedules are hectic and the grammys are on! This week we were excited to see Rachel emerge as a front runner as she deserves to be, Daisy and Joey make loving eye contact, and Maria be her genuine self which frankly we can't fault her for. We can't wait to keep watching as this season is really shaping up to be an amazing one!

Guys, we love Joey. We love him. It's no surprise that this episode boosted ratings for the first time in years because we are CHARMED. Charmed by him, charmed by Daisy, absolutely blown away by Lea, weirded out by Lauren, etc. This is already shaping up to be an amazing season of the bachelor and we cannot wait to keep watching Joey on his journey to find love. Which we hope he doesn't end up finding so he can be Grace's plus one to Liv's wedding...

It's the start of a new season and you know what that means! It's time for a special pre season episode with everyone's favorite non-bachelor watcher, Mason Lok! We answer such burning questions as, who is the meanest to waiters? Who definitely drives a Prius? And much, much more! (You know Liv wouldn't let us out of one of theses episodes without asking who is most likely to be a magical creature...)

If you'd like to follow along with us, the ABC cast bios that we used to record this are linked here. If not, just sit back, relax, and try not to get irritated about Grace talking over everyone. She mostly stops about 20 minutes in. Yay Joey's season!!

Oh boy. Not going to lie to you guys, this episode has a weird energy. Mostly we are bummed at such a lame an unsatisfying end to what used to be the best part part of the franchise. Then Grace gets weirdly worked up and angry in the middle kind of about nothing? Then we transition to whining about it being boring, finishing off the episode by trying to bring the vibes back up for Joey. What can we say? This episode sucked and this season was poorly designed. That's not our fault, they didn't ask our opinion! Should they hire us? Well that's up to them, but the obvious answer is yes.

Also regarding the extremely vague tease at the beginning of the episode, we just recorded a guest spot on an episode of the Bad Book Report podcast, talking about a book from within the Bachelor franchise. Still don't know when it's coming out, but at least we learned the name!

Two episodes in two days?? We spoil you! Just kidding. We just don't have our shit together. Please enjoy our thoughts on the final 3 episodes of this inaugural season of the Golden Bachelor. It seems like there is simply no way they won't be continuing this series, and we can't wait to keep watching. Our thoughts in this podcast episode are a little disjointed we'll admit. But if you want to hear us gush about the women of this season then you've come to the right place. We had the absolute best time watching this journey for love and we hope you did too!

Okay so it took us a while to record this. And then it took Grace even longer to edit and publish it. What do you want from us??? We are not machines! Sleep is an activity now! Anyways, we think all episode of the bachelor should actually just be one hour because this was a tasty little treat this week. Join us as we continue to ride the sinking ship that is this season of bachelor in paradise all the way to the ocean floor.

You guys, we were feeling a little narcissistic this episode so why not lean in for the episode description and tell you that we feel this was one of our best recaps of the season. We were on fire! Or maybe just delirious from hunger! Only you can be the judge! Please enjoy and try not to judge our (Grace's) inflated sense of self too much. xoxo

We're not going to lie to you guys. We're not doing well. Daylight Savings Time really hit us right in the seasonal depression and it shows. If you listen to this episode and you're like "dang this kind of sounds like a cry for help," that's because it is a little bit OKAY?? Also sorry for the weird echo-y noise this week, both of our mics were picking up a little of the other person and Grace tried her best to fix it, but again, the seasonal depression meant she only cared enough to try a certain amount. If you power through we promise everything will be better next week. Probably.

This show is giving us everything, pickleball, never have I ever, Joey, and MORE!!! While we did thoroughly enjoy practically every second of these episodes, we did have to watch Gerry unfortunately fall into every Bachelor's trap. The multiple "I'm in love with you's." Oops!! While this is still one of the best things on television currently, we were reminded a little bit that despite his handsomeness and how charming he is, Gerry is literally just a guy. Before you come for us, watch hometowns. That all being said we absolutely cannot wait to see how his story wraps up, so we will have one more episode covering the tell all, fantasy suites, and the finale once those are all out!

Has a recap podcast episode literally e v e r been this punctual??? (don't answer that). A good but mostly uneventful episode (Grace only had 2.5 pages of notes), but it set us up with great success for shit to hopefully hit the fan this coming week. We are dying for a rose ceremony over here, and even more we are dying for more Charity screen time!! Can't wait to see how it all pans out...