Towel life expectancy. Streaming when you shouldn’t. Towels. Dottie is a killer and a Mongolian throat singer. Sean is hosting Thanksgiving. Unusual things on your Thanksgiving table. Two dishwashers. Winner! Chip Howard on JFK’s assassination. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Festive weather. Things that used to be normal and are now a luxury. Rolling Stones giveaway! New name. Closed on Thanksgiving Day. Trashcan turkey. Runners eating ketchup. Goldfish on sandwiches and other weird food combos. Missing elephant. Google trending. Witch bottles. Airplane snacks. Did you know? Winner! What’s in a name? Reading stats. Judging a book by its cover.

Exploding stomach. Amazon drones. Stanley survives car fire. Thanksgiving prices. Cranberries, a magical fruit. Coated turkeys. Jingle Bells and alternative Thanksgiving songs. Excessively hot showers are not good for you. F1 Vegas. Chiefs vs Eagles and Taylor’s allegiance. Drew Barrymore hosted SNL at age 7. Traveling this week. Countries with the best quality of life. Florida Woman. This date in history. Fruitcake.

Happy Friday! Broken bones. Competitive women. Chelsea’s commentary. Destination weddings. Amazon selling cars. Phone news. Computer mouse history. This day in history. Kitchen appliances. Winner! Snoop and Martha news. Stroopwafels. Beef jerky. Rage applying. Bullet points. Luna update.

Wussification of America. Go-to fast food. This day in history. Salad burger. Horse loose on a plane. News from TikTok. Christmas List PowerPoints. Most popular baby names of 2023. Jokes with Sean. Millennial math. The Boy Who Lived. This day in history. Winners!

Ballot counting. Football ticket scammer. Be healthier. Holiday events. The Big Event. Sean’s epiphany. Cream of mushroom season. Thanksgiving sides. Venmo Groups. Slimy salad and other science experiments in your fridge. Odd jobs.

Quicksand. Motherhood makes you smarter. Christmas tree shortage. Breakroom food. Food guilt. Space tool bag. Maine information hacked. Mispronounced names. Pet psychologist. Winners! Britney Mahomes deletes tweets about Taylor Swift. Exploding Whale Day.

Big weekend in Aggieland. Scratch off tickets. Jimbo gets fired. Caloric training for the holidays. Soup season! Airline probs. Taylor fatigue. Turkey calling competition. Is Oreo skimping on the cream? Ballet and sports. Toy Hall of Fame.

Holiday seating arrangements. Maroon Out. Pink ponds in Hawaii. Frozen turkey bowling. Measuring things. Sean’s new puppy! Veterans Day history. Field hockey coach. Tall mountains. Earth has a beer belly. Food news. Goop’s holiday gift guide. Baby perfume. Promo products.

Rhinestone steering wheel. How much do we stream? Snake pizza. I’ve got the willies. The latest gateway drug. Spicy Dr. Pepper. Which job is less fun than you expect? The Mayonnaise Trail. Jokes with Sean. Time in your car. Addiction transfer. Population decline. America is losing pandas.