WTF Are We Watching?

Season 3 has arrived! The slate's clean, Chris is back, we have a new intro, and all is well with the worl- well not quite, but like, little steps.

We're kicking off 2018 with four of our best movie finds: including an astoundingly long Bollywood blockbuster, Jackie Chan vs Indian mythology, Franco's spooky bank, and "whatever happened to a certain day of the week?" Stick around for California fire talk, macabre reporting, guest star Bane, and Vince Vaughn Diesel.

"Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Art by Chris Eddins

Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - comedy - happy new year - 2018 - franco - jackie chan - kung fu yoga - monday - glenn close - funny podcast - netflix - wtf

In this episode:

Liam scores another winner for the big points in the final time of the sports game. Christian Mingle: The Movie is just the worst.

Stick around for R Kelly, putas, Logan's vendetta against bagless trash cans, funky neighborhoods, Logan's vendetta against people who sleep with socks on, and sniffing out the stinkers. The last of which, in a way, we did.

Music: "Shape of You (8-Bit Remix)" by Rakohus --> http://rakohus.bandcamp.com

Website: http://wtfaww.com

Email: [email protected]

Tweet @wtfaww

Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - movie podcast - film - wtf - netflix - christian mingle - movie reviews - funny - comedy - romcom

In this episode:

A reduced WTFAWW team - in number, but never spirit - is forced to break the tie yet again with a little help from... well, not Beejul, that's for sure (<3 u Beejul). Then again, with pitches like "Atlantic Rim," "Butter," and "Christian Mingle," it was never going to be easy, was it?

Stick around for various renditions of "Believer," the definition of sabbatical, an impromptu Emoji Movie PSA, and the upcoming 2018 Christmas classic, "Miss Chris." Get it? Like Christmas. Hah. #MissChris

Music: "Radioactive (Remix)" by Rakohus

http://rakohus.bandcamp.com/

Us: http://wtfaww.com/

Twitter: @wtfaww

Electronic Mail: [email protected]

Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - movie podcast - film - review - pitching - netflix - streaming - b movies - bad movies - christian mingle movie - butter - atlantic rim - comedy

I'd say "We're back!" but we're always back, so... in this episode:

Our much-belated review of the jumpstart to the Jumanji Cinematic Universe, indie horror film "Beyond the Gates." Includes a mini-review of The Great Wall! 2-for-1 end of summer deal! Okay.

Clips from "Beyond the Gates," by Destroy All Entertainment & Easy Open Productions.

Music: "Hotel California (Remix)" by Rakohus. http://rakohus.bandcamp.com

https://wtfaww.com/

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Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - Netflix - comedy - entertainment - film review - bad movies - streaming movies - movie podcast - wtf - 2017 - indie films - board games - ghosts - jumanji cinematic universe

In this episode:

Y'boys bring some real deal pitches to the table - we got Bollywood, we got spooky Jumanji, we got Transformers vs. Predator or something, and we got celebrity ghost hunters. How will we ever choose?

Stick around for: LAX, cradling, regionals, California accents, the best non-Seinfeld use of the Seinfeld soundtrack, Logan's work history, and the answer to the age-old question: if I was going to watch 45 minutes of a Transformers movie, which 45 minutes should I watch?

Music: "N****s in Paris (Remix)" by Rakohus. http://rakohus.bandcamp.com

http://wtfaww.com

Tweet @wtfaww

Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - Netflix - comedy - entertainment - film review - bad movies - streaming movies - movie podcast - wtf - 2017 - scifi - transformers - board games - ghosts

In this episode:

Y'boys take the journey to the Journey to the West. You'll get it if you listen. Maybe.

Stick around for fidget spinners, an Iron Man 2 takedown, demons, cosmic Buddha, and in retrospect, two characters who have very confusingly similar names for an audio show. It's okay, it doesn't really matter.

VERDICT: Don't Watch Unless... you enjoy kung-fu, foreign films, goofy comedy.

Music: "Wily's Castle" by Rakohus, rakohus.bandcamp.com

Send your movie recs to: [email protected]

Produced by Mitch Collins

movies - 2017 - Netflix - movie podcast - chinese movies - blockbuster - review - comedy - foreign film - kung fu - season 2

Deleted scene from WTFAWW 11A: Historically Bad - in which Mitch asks Logan what his deal is with Homeward Bound and things quickly spiral out of control.

Music: "SMW Overworld" by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com

...No, it's not quite 20 minutes. Sue me.

No, don't.

We're back! And smoother than ever. We promise you'll get more of our jokes now. Welcome to Season 2.

Stick around for Teen Dinosaur, Logan's shocking feelings toward Homeward Bound, and a bunch of boys giggling at learning the word "hoary." Heh.

Music: "Feel Good Inc. (Remix)" by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com

Twitter: @wtfaww

Web: http://wtfaww.com

Recs: [email protected]

movies - comedy - film - netflix - 2017 - dinosaurs - China - charlie sheen - the mummy - historically bad - Tammi & The T-Rex - The Wraith - Prisoners of the Sun - Journey to the West

In this episode, the 1st Annual WTF AWWscars:

All of our movies from the last year are here, their bright eyes begging for that singular and fickle moment of ultimate recognition, glory, and validation: the awarding of the WTF AWWscar. From favorites like Knights of Badassdom and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, to It-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named (hint: rhymes with "Rude Boy"), every film has a chance, one chance, at true fame in the eyes of its peers. Take a stroll down the red carpet, sit back, and whatever you do, don't look Eddy Redmain in the eye.

Music attrib:

Inspiration by BoxCat Games is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.

Searching by Eric Skiff is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License

Beach Wedding Dance by Rolemusic is licensed under an Attribution License.

Applause sound effect by Joe DeShon is licensed under an Attribution License.

Crowd cheer sound effect by Johanneskristjansson is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial License.

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movies? -> [email protected]

tweets? -> @wtfaww

Missed us? Thought we'd given up? Dropped the stick? Passed the buck? Eaten lead? Pooped the doop? Well guess again.

WTFAWW returns 4/25, so mark those calendars and prep those earbuds for some podcasting you've NEVER. HEARD. BEFORE.

I mean, no sh**.

Music: Final Battle of the Dark Wizards Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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