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In this episode love and fellatio are in the air with Ruth and Boaz. Ruthian ladies, do you want to know how to please your Boaz this Valentine's Day? Naomi got your back with her tutorial. So, sit back and relax your throat as we dive into The Art of Gak Gak (As Told by Mom Dukes)

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In this episode we debark in after flood shenanigans, with god’s old ass trying to remember not to kill us again, Noah’s dumb ass getting righteously drunk, and Ham’s horny ass getting a piece of daddy. Let the rainbow flag remind you that God Killed Everybody…Now What?

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In this episode we try to figure out how 40 days turned into 365 days of bullshit, how the female of each animal can be sacrificed and still populate the animal kingdom, how eight elderly people can make up the new world, and how God made a man righteous and evil at the same damn time. Scratch your head with us as we miscalculate the days of flood with math that ain't mathing. 

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In this episode we discuss the truth about how the flood happened. Ladies have pride and men recognize the power of the WAP.  The angels knew and left God's ass for human tail. So, grab your scuba gear as we dive into WAP that caused a Tsunami.

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In this episode we talk about the secret garden problems. Yes, a piece of fruit that caused knowledge, uterus pain, dirt eating, and God to become scared of his creation. Join us as we question the intelligence of God with Eve stealing from the knowledge tree. 

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In this episode we continue walking down the “green mile’ with the proclaimed messiah. 

A messiah that was passed around like the unleavened bread on Passover; a messiah that needed a hand with his cross; a messiah that had a full conversation while simultaneously suffocating ....okay. Grab your tissues as we finally say so long, farewell, auf widersehen, goodnight toTha Kang.

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In this episode we dive into the beginning of the end for Jesus. Jesus has to cash in on all the shit talking he did for three years. Now that his ass has to pay up, we explore how he begs daddy, not answer questions, and gets bitch slapped. Get your parade wave ready as we say goodbye to Tha Kang. 

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In this episode it’s time to celebrate a very special bastard, Jesus. Yes it’s Christmas time and we have a wild story for you. Almost everyone has heard of Jesus' birth, but no one has heard it quite like this. Get ready for virgins, magical seeds, and a Holy Bastard. Also stick around for a new Christmas song. 

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In this episode Jesus wants to get all warm and cuddly with his twelve mens. We discuss how he serviced them and gave instructions on how he wanted them to service him. Get your blankets and a partner because it’s cuffin season and Jesus has a special technique. 

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In this episode we talk about December's Man of the Year, Jesus, and his shenanigans. Jesus goes from stealing to not answering direct questions. Grab your cloaks, hop onto your nearest donkey-horse, and take this wild ride with Jesus Crazy Ass.