WTF Is Going On With The Planets? | Astrology for your daily life.

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  • Ep 3 8/26-9/1 - Pisces Full Moon Eclipse. You Already Know. Now what?

    Do you actually need more information, or are you avoiding what you already know?

    Virgo season is here, and we’re kicking it off with a Mercury cazimi, a Pisces lunar eclipse, unexpected pivots, and some serious questions about what happens after clarity arrives.

    Because sometimes you’re not confused. You’re uncomfortable.

    Plus, a quick look at what’s coming this Virgo season and a mini card reading for the collective.

    Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between.


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    34 min
  • Ep 2 - 8/19-8/26: Practice the new thing until it isn’t new

    What if the reason the new thing feels so hard isn’t because it’s wrong—but because the old way simply has more reps?

    This week, we’re talking about the difference between familiarity and truth, why refinement isn’t evidence that you failed, and what it looks like to practice a new way of being until it actually becomes familiar.

    Because maybe consistency isn’t never procrastinating, avoiding, falling off, or slipping back into an old pattern.

    Maybe consistency is knowing how to return.

    We’ll look at this through this week’s cosmic weather, including the First Quarter Moon in Scorpio, the Sun and Mercury meeting the nodal axis, the beginning of Virgo season, and Chiron’s reminder to bring a little tenderness to the process.


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    12 min

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Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. Each week, Madame Velvet looks at what’s happening in the sky and follows the questions, stories, rabbit holes, and unexpected…