As if beastiality wasn’t bad enough, we have managed to venture deeper down the rabbit hole with a story of men and women who have sex with plants (yes, plants). Animals don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? Then, it’s on to the mystery of the phantom phallus. One man refuses to show women his mysterious member, but has managed to injure many of his lovers with his secretive schlong. It’s a strange story indeed and we have some insight into this madness. And for the Beer Pick of the Week segment, Deep is so tired of losing with polarizing beers, that he brings in a little something special which is sure to win over the hearts and taste bus of both co-hosts…but, will it? Next, we’re off to the first story of the second half which introduces a new trend in raising children called “theybies”. After hearing this triggering story, one thing is clear, they-be crazy! And finally, we end things off with deadly anal blow jobs (many stories of deadly anal blow jobs, thank you very much).

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Music Credits

Title: Aint No Thing

Title: 6605

Artist: BOPD

Source: FreeMusicArchive.org

License: CC BY 3.0