WTF Report - Weekly News of the Bizarre and Strange

WTF Report - Weekly News of the Bizarre and Strange

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  • WTF Report 038 – Signing Off
    This is the final episode of the WTF Report and Coco and Mercy definitely found a way to make this one different from all of the other episodes. They start things off with the WTF News Shell Game and then share some inner feelings and truths as they reflect on the WTF Report series as a whole.
    From all of us at BeachLight Broadcasting, thank you so much for allowing us to be a part of your podcast listening experience. We know there are many other podcasts to choose from and we appreciate your patronage. Keep checking the website for a new podcast hosted by Mercy Mohawk coming sometime in January 2019! Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Happy Holidays, and Best Wishes for the New Year!
    Links to Stories
    Raunchy Tourist Trap Known as Sex Island
    Virgin Wins Trip to Exotic Island with Unlimited Sex and Prostitutes
    Midwife Earns Big Money Selling Placenta Products and Smoothies
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
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    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    42 min
  • WTF Report 037 – Straight from the Horse’s Mouth
    Only one more episode left after this one!  But let’s focus on this one for now shall we?  Mercy starts the show off with a story that has really become a pet peeve for him.  Animal rights activists are trying to control what can and can’t be said in the English vernacular.  Say it isn’t so, but it comes straight from the horse’s mouth.  Then, Coco purposefully brings in a below standard beverage for the Beer Pick of the Week segment.  Why you ask?  We don’t exactly know the answer to that.  For the second half, Coco does a story about a man who claims to be a time traveler.  Coco and Mercy go through his prophetic predictions to see if there’s any substance to this whole nonsense.  And finally, what good is an episode without the dessert known as the WTF News Shell Game! 
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    Music CreditsTitle: Aint No ThingTitle: 6605Artist: BOPDSource: FreeMusicArchive.orgLicense: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)Artist: FoolBoyMediaSource: FreeSound.orgLicense: CC BY-NC 3.0
    1 hr
  • WTF Report 033 – Puppy Love
    Better known as “ole number 33” around the BeachLight Broadcasting Studio, this episode has its fair share of bizarrely dim stories. Mercy starts the show off with a story about puppy love…only it has nothing to do with dogs! The term “pup” is used in a gay BDSM relationship to describe a subordinate/submissive partner within the relationship itself. Some revelations are clearly realized as the details of this story unfold. Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Mercy brings in yet another beer for the boys to sample and rave about. Coco takes on the second story and it’s ultra-violent. A lady takes on dozens of stab wounds from her deranged husband. The real shocker likes in what she wants to do with him after the entire ordeal is over. And finally, we end things off with another installment of the WTF News Shell Game.
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
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    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    58 min
  • WTF Report 032 – Girthers
    Let’s start this episode with a new method for men to feel like they are packing a little more heat between those legs. Coco discussed and details this new and dangerous method of inflating the size of the old peter. Then, Mercy saves the day with a respectable and likable Beer Pick of the Week. He then takes it away to his story about a man who has mutilated his face to look like a skeleton. And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game!
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    53 min
  • WTF Report 030 – Twenty-Two Reasons to Breakup
    This is the final episode before the break planned for next week. Coco and Mercy will be back with episode 31 within 2 weeks. This is why the packed this episode full of action. Coco and Mercy discuss the true facts about Christopher Columbus and quickly decide that old Chris wasn’t a very heroic person at all. Then, Coco covers a story about a lady who left a list of things for her lover to not do whilst in the relationship. Coco also brings in a very controversial Beer Pick of the Week which Mercy isn’t so sure about. Mercy then takes on the second story which is all about beastiality…but this time it involves a threesome! And finally we treat you to an extended round of the WTF News Shell Game!
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    1 hr 43 min
  • WTF Report 029 – Breaking Sex Dolls
    Apologies on the delay in getting this one out to you. Life gets in the way, even for Coco and Mercy. But, it didn’t stop them from bringing another funny episode. Mercy starts off with a story that is definitely up his alley when it comes to pet peeves: a mother files a lawsuit over her child not being good enough to play sports for a specific league! Oh the fun Coco will have watching Mercy deliver this story. Then, it’s on to a very tropical Beer Pick of the Week. This week, Coco brings in a beer brewed on an island! He comes with an accent and all just for this segment (although his accent is from the wrong island). And finally, he must ditch the falsetto accent for a story about a man who is paid to test out (and break) sex dolls! It’s a dream job that Mercy wishes he could have. And if you thought these stories were unbelievable, wait ’til you hear this week’s edition of the WTF News Shell Game!
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    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    1 hr 6 min
  • WTF Report 027 – Stereotypes Save Time
    The title of this week’s episode just might say it all. Mercy starts the show off with some surprise updates and then gets into his first story which is all about a convict who is complaining and suing for being in prison too long. Where’s the tiny violin when you need one? Then, it’s off to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Coco brings in a beer from the days of Squirt Ramsgate. What will Mercy think of this and how might he take it? Despite the potential bitter beer face, we move on to the final story of the show which is all about the banning of cat and dog consumption in the US. We also cover the countries which are known to eat cats and dogs more so than any other nations on the planet. Then, finally, it’s time for the WTF News Shell Game segment!
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    1 hr 35 min
  • WTF Report 026 – The WTF News Shell Game!
    This week’s installment of the WTF Report is truly different than any other. We have a new segment! First, Coco and Mercy start things off with a story about a man with a bionic penis. It’s pretty much exactly what you think it might be, but with a few turns and twists to the story. We have the emotional and technical details on this one of a kind story! Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Mercy Mohawk makes another trip to a liquor store and brings in a nice surprise for the show as Mercy is trying to change his streak of picking mediocre brews (especially as of late). And finally, we get to our last story which redefines the terms spoiled, princess, and freshman in one fell sweep. Mercy introduces you to a college freshman who has a dozen hired helpers to get her through college. Does excess lead to success? Now, cue the drum roll. The WTF Report is happy to introduce a new segment known as the WTF News Shell Game. It works like this, each week one host provides 4 headlines (of which only one belongs to an actual story). The other host has one week to decide which is the real story. With WTF type content, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)
    Artist: FoolBoyMedia
    Source: FreeSound.org
    License: CC BY-NC 3.0
    1 hr 8 min
  • WTF Report 025 – Squirt Ramsgate
    This is an episode you don’t want to miss. It’s not just the number of updates or zany stories that make this one special. Nope. For the first time, Coco and Mercy welcome a guest to the podcast who knows a lot about beer. Introducing Polar Bear! That’s right, we have a guest who rings in the Beer Pick of the Week segment. And, as far as stories go, the first story is all about a man who assaults a beaver. There’s no pun intended on this one. Take it literally as the poor beaver did. If that wasn’t crazy enough, we end things off with a horrifying story about a woman who essentially gave her daughter up to be gang-raped, abused, and killed. The list of atrocities committed is sickening. Hey, we try to end things off on a good note, but this story definitely made the outro a challenge.
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    1 hr 10 min
  • WTF Report 021 – The Raunchiest Beer Ever?
    Deep and Derek are back from their break and seem to have taken on the names Coco and Mercy, permanently?! This episode has quite the updates from some previous episodes. We touch base with the lady who wanted to settle down with one ghost and also provide an update on the man who enjoys sex with dolphins. Then, it’s straight to business with our other stories for this week. In no particular order, the boys get into a story about some overly-religious parents who let their child starve to death. When faith in science and the medical community just isn’t there, this is the unfortunate outcome. Also this week, how about a story of beer? How about a story of beer that’s made from the fluids of a woman? Fortunately, this wasn’t the Beer Pick of the Week, because for that, Derek has brought in a much safer and perhaps tastier brew. But, that’s not all. This week also gets into an article written by a foreigner about his observations of the American culture. It’s an outsider’s inside look into our strange ways.
    Links to Stories
    Holy Starvation
    High-Yeast Beer
    Doing the Blow Hole
    Americans Can Be Strange
    BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com
    WTF Report Home Page
    http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport
    Music Credits
    Title: Aint No Thing
    Title: 6605
    Artist: BOPD
    Source: FreeMusicArchive.org
    License: CC BY 3.0
    1 hr 11 min

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The WTF Report brings you weekly news from the strange, bizarre, comedic, and often untouched corners of the news cycle which other broadcasters go out of their way to avoid. The WTF Report is hosted…