This week’s installment of the WTF Report is truly different than any other. We have a new segment! First, Coco and Mercy start things off with a story about a man with a bionic penis. It’s pretty much exactly what you think it might be, but with a few turns and twists to the story. We have the emotional and technical details on this one of a kind story! Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Mercy Mohawk makes another trip to a liquor store and brings in a nice surprise for the show as Mercy is trying to change his streak of picking mediocre brews (especially as of late). And finally, we get to our last story which redefines the terms spoiled, princess, and freshman in one fell sweep. Mercy introduces you to a college freshman who has a dozen hired helpers to get her through college. Does excess lead to success? Now, cue the drum roll. The WTF Report is happy to introduce a new segment known as the WTF News Shell Game. It works like this, each week one host provides 4 headlines (of which only one belongs to an actual story). The other host has one week to decide which is the real story. With WTF type content, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

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Title: Aint No Thing

Title: 6605

Artist: BOPD

Source: FreeMusicArchive.org

License: CC BY 3.0

Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)

Artist: FoolBoyMedia

Source: FreeSound.org

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