As if beastiality wasn’t bad enough, we have managed to venture deeper down the rabbit hole with a story of men and women who have sex with plants (yes, plants). Animals don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? Then, it’s on to the mystery of the phantom phallus. One man refuses to show women his mysterious member, but has managed to injure many of his lovers with his secretive schlong. It’s a strange story indeed and we have some insight into this madness. And for the Beer Pick of the Week segment, Deep is so tired of losing with polarizing beers, that he brings in a little something special which is sure to win over the hearts and taste bus of both co-hosts…but, will it? Next, we’re off to the first story of the second half which introduces a new trend in raising children called “theybies”. After hearing this triggering story, one thing is clear, they-be crazy! And finally, we end things off with deadly anal blow jobs (many stories of deadly anal blow jobs, thank you very much).

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Title: 6605

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After missing a week, the boys are coming strong with the longest, most action-packed episode ever! They jump right into a story about testing faith with a bullet. A traditional healer stands behind his bullet-proof charm only to realize that it’s not bullet-proof. Then, it’s right back into bestiality. This seems to be a common, ongoing theme here. This time a man claims that the animal winked at him and signaled that it wanted his love. But did the authorities buy this reasoning? For the halftime stretch we take you into yet another fascinating Beer Pick of the Week which has polarized Deep and Derek on this controversial pick. Once they reconcile and reconvene, it’s time for the second half which begins with a story about a man who claims to have been mugged. Where’s the proof? Why it’s the steel tumbler that’s tuck in up his anus, of course. The muggers left it there (hmmm…). And finally, we get into a fascinating story about people who claim to have had multiple sexual experiences with multiple ghosts. Spectrophilia is the name and your crotch will never feel the same.

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This isn’t exactly episode 19, but it does explain what happened and when you can expect episode 19.

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We turn 18 this week (18 episodes that is)! And what better way to commemorate the milestone than to start of with a story on familial blow jobs in the park? Well, that’s foreplay for this episode (as it is in real life). Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Derek brings in a friend-recommended IPA. In case you haven’t noticed, Derek doesn’t like IPAs as much as BeerAdvocate.com doesn’t like light beers. But, could this be the one? And for our second half we end things off with a tale that takes us back to India! Deep takes on the challenge once again of presenting a story from his homeland. This time it’s about a groom who gets cold feet on the day of his wedding. It’s what scared him off that truly is WTF worthy!

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Artist: BOPD

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It’s as if last week’s episode about sexual perversions wasn’t enough. Say it isn’t so?! It is so. This week’s episode picks up from last week’s theme. We jump right into a story about a professional dominatrix who let’s her heart get in the way, is bit by a dog, and continues to do her job. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, we get into a story about modern day vampires. Try hard as they might, they simply can’t convince Derek and Deep (who reveal that they are actually both modern-day werewolves)! Then it’s on to the howling Beer Pick of the Week? What possibly could it be? Will the boys bobble this one? Regardless, it’s alcohol and it’s time for the next story which is all about BDSM! The boys define what it means and get into the details about an annual BDSM-themed cruise in Germany. What could possibly go wrong? And finally, let’s end things off with a story about a lady who used snake venom as an ingredient in her family dinner. Indigestion doesn’t quite give justice to the results.

Links to Stories

Story 1 – Finish the Play

Story 2 – The Desire to be a Modern-Day Vampire

Story 3 – BDSM Cruise!

Story 4 – Is that Venom I Taste?

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Perhaps the most bizarre episode we have ever done…is this one, indeed! We start things off with an update on robotic sex dolls. Next, our first story explores the world of people who mix what seems to be S&M, bondage, cosplay, and horseplay (it’s very strange). But we’re just getting warmed up. The second story is also about a sexual fetish/perversion and it has to do with beading. Like ribbed condoms, could a beaded penis have a sexual advantage over the rest? The Beer Pick of the Week is really needed for shows like this. Derek brings in a new beer which the boys have never tried before. Hopefully it goes well. Then it’s on to the first story of the second half as we go on a journey into a strange disorder which causes people to self-amputate parts of their body. We get into the madness behind this strange and grotesque phenomenon. And finally, we end things off with yet another unheard of sexual fetish known as ASMR. Nothing says sexy like the sound of a Chinese girl in cosplay whispering sweet somethings into a specialized microphone!

Links to Stories

Update – Sex Robots Update

Story 1 – Horsing Around

Story 2 – Pearling

Story 3 – Cuttin’ It Up

Story 4 – ASMR

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This is the post vacation episode which may have never happened, but the boys made it possible. This week we cover some updates about sexy cows and sex dolls. Then, we get into a story that covers cannibalism. The Beer Pick of the Week is much needed. Could Deep have found his new, all-time favorite light beer? Finally, we end on a story that’s all about a man with a schlong which has become quite the centerpiece for…complaints!

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Title: 6605

Artist: BOPD

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A very important and much needed update kicks off this episode. The timing is uncanny because Derek features yet another story which is a sore point for him that is very similar to the update which Deep dug up this week. Then, let’s have a close look at a new type of sexually transmitted disease variant which just can’t be cured anymore. Introducing, the one, the only…Super Gonorrhea! With a heavy first half like that, we slide right into the Beer Pick of the Week. Deep has brought in another one of his favorites to the show. But this time, by the end of the segment, he may have a differing opinion about this long time favorite. Next, we cover a story about the special training some firemen are receiving. This training allows them to safely remove deeply-lodged sex toys from the crevices and cavities of self-made victims. Finally, we end this episode with a story about MDMA, better known as ecstasy. It’s making quite a comeback with 40-something year-old ladies. If you ever wanted to know about ecstasy, but were too afraid to ask, this story is definitely for you!

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Artist: BOPD

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The boys are back in the studio and it couldn’t have been sooner. This episode starts off with a story about a lady named after an illicit drug. Spoiler alert: it occurs in Florida and there’s an arrest that takes place. Then, we cover a story about the luckiest pedophile rapist on the planet. Could this person be a Honey Badger? With stories like these, it’s a good thing that we have a respectable Beer Pick of the Week for this episode. And on to the second half, which begins with a tale about a little person who is lusted after by many. Could midgets be the parallel or gateway to pedophilia? And finally, we end things off with a story about a new source for milk. It’s not cows, not goats, not alpacas, and not almonds or soy. Give up? Well, this story is sure to make you feel better about all of your ineffective guesses.

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Title: Aint No Thing

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Artist: BOPD

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This is an interesting episode indeed. Have Deep and Derek been kicked out of the BeachLight Broadcasting studio? This show was clearly recorded on location, but it doesn’t stop the boys from coming up with some strange new stories. This episode starts off with a story about a lady who has had over 400 gallstones removed from her body. Apparently, it was her filthy diet which led up to this monstrous condition. We have the fatty, oily, greasy details behind this grotesque event. Then, to lighten things up, let’s jump right into a story about cuddling cows. It appears to be the latest trend for some animal lovers. They claim that the benefits of cozying up with cattle are amazing. But are they really? On to the Beer Pick of the Week. Derek attempts to revive the segment from last week with a beer which he has brought in for this episode. It’s rare, exotic, and perhaps even enlightening. The second half of the show starts off with a story about a man who was higher than the altitude of the airplane he was onboard. Doing edibles before a flight probably wasn’t such a great idea when you’re essentially trapped in a tube in the mid-air. And for the last story, Deep finally gets a chance to cover a tale of paranormal activity. A man claims that the doll that he owns is possessed by a ghost. Strange events and occurrences seem to surround this doll which lack any logical explanation. But perhaps the biggest question is, why does a man own a doll?

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Title: Aint No Thing

Title: 6605

Artist: BOPD

Source: FreeMusicArchive.org

License: CC BY 3.0